tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69446444819537538112024-03-05T11:14:55.567-08:00The Hex RainbowcyYanderehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13810255746032548290noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6944644481953753811.post-789415168864036682012-12-09T02:56:00.000-08:002012-12-09T02:56:12.608-08:002.5 - What's With the Bats?Sorry for the stupidly long wait. I had exams, and then I was lazy as fuck, pretty much. On with the show!<br />
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'Sorry, uh. Can I call you back later?'</div>
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'I'm sorry, I thought we agreed to stop at three children for this generation?'</div>
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We did. D:</div>
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'Cause that ain't labour pain.</div>
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'Oh. Oh dear.'</div>
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'Tell my family... that I'm ashamed of them.'</div>
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Oopsie.</div>
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'Hey there you hot mess - oh.'</div>
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'GAAY.'</div>
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'Real sensitive, man.'</div>
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'Dusk Hex! I commit thee spirit to the underworld, at which you may purchase tapes of the dirty things I do to your husband at your nearest video store, under the franchise 'Death and the Shota'. Now be banished, for eternity!'</div>
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'But before you go, check out dat ass. Mmhm.'</div>
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And thus was the death of Dusk Hex.</div>
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'Excuse me Mr., but do you have park consent for this?'</div>
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'Are you fucking...'</div>
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'What is with this guy?'</div>
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'KIDDING ME.'</div>
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'Um sir, I asked a simple question.'</div>
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'I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M THE GRIM REAPER AND...'</div>
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And then he proceeded to have the underworld version of That Rant, and pulled some rubbish out of his ass to drop on the ground. What a dick move</div>
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R.I.P. Dusk Hex, you went early, but completed your L.T.W. in good time and left me a nice little grave.</div>
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Back at the house, things had begun to fall apart in the wake of the demise of their beloved matriarch.</div>
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'IT CAN'T BE! THE CRUEL HAND OF FATE HATH TAKEN OUR MASSAGE CHAIR FROM US.'</div>
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Sigh.</div>
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'What's that punk kid doin' here? I'm gonna step on his face if he's still blockin' the steps when I come back.'</div>
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IDK. There are a lot of creepy-looking vampire kids running about, thanks to weird Bridgeport genetics.</div>
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'Well I want him outta tha yard so I can have an emotional breakdown.'</div>
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'YES. CRY. IT PLEASES ME TO SEE YOUR MENTAL VULNERABILITIES.'</div>
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It pleases me to check you off the mental marriageable list.</div>
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'MAMAAA.'</div>
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Poor girl. Now get back indoors.</div>
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Moses, where are you going in that adorkable little buggy so late at night?</div>
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'Well, uh, according to the next few photos, I'm going to the science lab.'</div>
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'I uh, don't know. Something to do with uh, all the odious sound effects coming from the inside of this rabbit hole, maybe?'</div>
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Oh, right. And then missed the shot of him taking a swig.</div>
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'I'm feeling...'</div>
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'EXTREMELY CONSTIPATED...'</div>
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'BATS UP IN MA FACE, BITCH.'</div>
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Some captions are just worth a moment of OOC for.</div>
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'I feel, uh... fine.'</div>
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'OH, MY BELOVED WIFE.'</div>
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Good to know that you'll get upset about her, now that the chair's fixed.</div>
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'Is that bitch uh, ever gonna get us to the damn station already?'</div>
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Oh yeah, TT pranked the school and got caught.</div>
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Police Officer: 'But I must... WALL.'</div>
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Of course you must.</div>
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'I don't care if you're completely, uh, washed up and old, you'll always, um, be a star to me.'</div>
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'The biggest on the earth, uh, in my eyes.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifSpzfNa5GBONSE67x724cn1-N1ScM73UbShC5csWuvAc3wvf4Ofbv7pR3sFNNakGzbph0LwJw6Dfp8LlzfkLkcdEL7puVTbSZO5ds4iBfDdbwVCztrWQ_85sJCXzY4QIuJ20ADpQtHrdN/s640/Screenshot-3666.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'Oh Moses! You're the first person to accept me for who I truly am.'</div>
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'Hehe... boobs.'</div>
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Now that Dusk is dead, I can schmooze other celebrities for points without reparations. No apologies.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLmwaJovTfEeKLqr95HVX6ZfHdc4Rbtq5IczvW6RASNjS9PiMRsuQkh8_oaPT8tQ-rRL-CXyN2fWHQv1-ydw89SHBTuNTcleaTK2MiNgmB2uZkyJ5j5gEgrewGiaaVKHOqflaFMDCcuza6/s640/Screenshot-3669.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Snooki also decided to grow up that night.</div>
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'I'm going to become a man now.' :D</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvXglwF6kdTeVum4IGYe8y3kpO9ilt9hzm04a91y8HMllL7Xt9VoNJD2WM1cck64TJHO6dXENKUrxLHBqIkrjEgQ9DX_SOJ-33_p3tJUiDpXNGlVT_eFWGozaQWMD_qX7nS4oEpYvKykSy/s640/Screenshot-3670.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'BEHOLD, manliness.'</div>
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Just give it a minute. Intermission to watch said manly-man's father smooching up another woman days after his mother's death is go.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjs_n62chqFtui4w0hqNhV7hvPZ1GmhhyphenhyphensmfTUdmcs54LVoeg_A9r7WDiq5LeOMPrS49q6cEEI_6c1s4Z9WVDnE6Vg6I-F6QGYEWRBiM0Xz21vV95v9GF5crqa1Vkzci8cb3MyDMK-9RvL/s640/Screenshot-3673.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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*elevator music playing*</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJEcbk0SNh8YcaExf-0ZONMc4bmZTPI1wEMf41d74e0tRKVKHwGVhDwv7-nCQp5os-2DPcBIduxXgRD1oK8gGEgi4_K_LzdcNP8IdADY5Yf82-MaizupS2L4j3K-vSZvlAopLPV4CPPVKm/s640/Screenshot-3672.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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There we go. Pretty cute, but he could have been a better mix. So you know what that means...</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifjMJC3TbwFdG8_F6n5HHnC3LCStWqz50pfxFb74HVbRGofldz4JM1C_4PlZ43z6XRs9kXGybx79MmnDstHmOW51amsL6SLfDB5Ihb8c6ewrSqQ6-Cx8TGeNr4_UrhKelU1tmKQ1qKzJG8/s640/Screenshot-3674.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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''It means it's uh, time to celebrate my rugged looks, right?'</div>
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Oh dear. Middle-age really hit you hard, huh?</div>
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TT: 'Ha, you're old.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiopf5BMI9jHZAOrFXdoK1Upv0c-Hw_xP0CpFYKiF15XM11NW46Tv3eYNeC7RVulItZTL3rOWC_NBeOi-blJd9scSminyr3r5wFOFMWlIuTIj1SJtVct28xVjX1ZW1jP3CFvj0tke3rE8dp/s640/Screenshot-3675.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Dusk! How 'bout some ghostly birthday sex to cheer up your old husband, uh?</div>
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'What a majestic steed...'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGctZwh7TuCv4vLWqQ7bHRQpjNCAHgONEUsJRAIvVFTtvo9Zgau74digxWWQXshLUQ3FswcOPiGxjhhrgebOPLT8FQC9SPSY-eZM8cJUpfqByuhywbVcOkIZoOdrkeUD7-o0dJ_lgSoLrd/s640/Screenshot-3676.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'Oh. My husband. Yes, I like him. Hello there, husband.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1UH3ZvN9eRYj5utUv1P3hC1UHYOCRlk6_iKFZPGqqN2Sq5Se3WwfOL1OlGr0j1ZyBOYyFTqGPNJ8gzS8XDsenWYw55RUKzveAMNdvHfiYKmHDf9oBDukuXj3z071jSC3N__Xj7SXY443m/s640/Screenshot-3677.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'Yes, good.'</div>
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'I can't um, get to the sex because there's uh, a ghost in my bed.'</div>
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DFHTHFHG WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR SEX LIVES SO DIFFICULT.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdKMdY9Ie43X3CkdvRRFYreuDfHigETbBSmjf8gywAxQclfXauKjwhpJJMHLSI5YWVdUeQ3qROB1Yb07vTf_go0E1OzeHpl8VWKgpfEV894omSMKfhnEnGYQqERUIMnDd_0j0pD2MnxIwH/s640/Screenshot-3678.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'Sorry, I've uh, never kissed a ghost before.'</div>
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'What? You'd rather kiss a living girl? Is that what you're saying?!'</div>
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'No, no , uh-'</div>
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'Are you sure? This is very-'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMQ9tNiGJk4qZ43f4jPtgavSVnQ4ArXSGjYoy7D8KkA1gKbFMvEBANGfccYAxYnGUm8DYk7PtxkoKV7xH3EbymqVJ_Mnb8Yx0JyRZD7Lr927et9ahVFJBHk6OGkl1-bMy6UJNxt_o1Z9c3/s640/Screenshot-3679.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'MMPH'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDThovK1EYOax9a_-HA6pDNczT1zTNgddrcoau0W4mJHYP-tl6Ov__ov2WYjXduQXu44nIgbwhO8mrOsf6UYbwTFsGH8Bfl5fU8fTbgHp08I7Exg3hKwxVBSQZuanyMmfRngaq1M3Ed8ds/s640/Screenshot-3681.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'Oh Moses, it's just like I remember. Take me, now.'</div>
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By the looks of that hand, he's already halfway there. :/</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilacB7yUgsQYc3A5gOftaHspEv9GgwSd6rcrjO3x9tlBoDXG0_Ri-b6F6HFe0DdGu0UfWV10QxOGGZb_7cBYRTWwic9va3KQZztYKJ2Mrg76ifbwZQvEcpgy5NTC65NtrJxPlFdW-InGx_/s640/Screenshot-3683.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'No, no. That's uh, not how you do it. Try coming in from the other side.'</div>
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'Funny how it's usually me saying that to you, dear.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZIOUdSWfoGikXgbX1lfs1LY_PkyXZqpLMFymQv8PDrMuEUdXIfww02uHH9AMzG3I2m-H-0fHuK9HBjkudbiLzleHyvRI1Zh8r4cdj9acAaexldDHRuD4S5C_Psl8UXbvOmHaIwtKopqdx/s640/Screenshot-3686.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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So Moses never got his ghostly birthday sex.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCZCpcTEPqvAz7dx40_BuflrhYTsIp2ygtp2hHlC0ClWOZ8lH0ofQDNz4ZIo8igPNn5C1tgZhnEVORMPvISlIEo-774FYrG0D8BamhoI4N57x91Uh5-WwP-h06vVDNC_tCMDfjaAEj5exa/s640/Screenshot-3692.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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There were, however two other household members that DID get lucky. Expect kittens. :D</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijHFNIPb-9fIMV5GAbW35m8NyHcSYLgFMnBsg1LXD7D339FgR7PM8bW7sDktXbUuPWy89iMxS-2bF0umzUU9LGzcgND97v_sBAToXaqF9OKS0WQdqP35Ci7iVn5fdHvKbHeZeM-dVotmOc/s640/Screenshot-3695.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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A couple of days later, a birthday party was thrown for Tiger Tiger. Her siblings came, along with a couple of uninvited guests who turn up whenever they want, and always for the free booze.</div>
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'Don't expect me to ever change out of this nightgown, either.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8HkfuSIH_8A7MZe8mw524r77HEzeM6wpU90jkiEbKXByo3VzsiVxlkuX6u5vQ_sHG5Arn3iv47Iv8OtWpJKvE_lAyg9amAAKyusHV6GVFQsVaLQyUYCQ3xGImVxathNaiZyoDn38tr6eK/s640/Screenshot-3698.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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The family then proceeded to assemble for a synchronised ghost gross-out. Clearly, the Illuminati is at work here.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzykqxIneqPb0inhSDI1URdSXFGkaIDbZtQk7czp0s7neRN7H9vj2k1A0Ma0N7PVe8ZKP0S5H2kwG8JpcVR_tMFO7Gn50CHsNgT4v5bcWXLHBDDzncbXn_MjcghiXUXY3d-VMBekfU-VOS/s640/Screenshot-3707.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Nevertheless, we will try to make things work between these two again. 'Cause Moses gotta want to WooHoo that won't go away.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVrLcnLoOvFqRDGg0p17P1mehl8czkqGbGQoSBf4rwA5cQXnBMpKiOP8dUze3ZrCNrG78nWgq6wyYgYwc_hnY0OLqYsiC2JY4lb0UeA0wAdFQohIvmPjwlsdNqp8PoPyvCb7plNve0Ys5c/s640/Screenshot-3710.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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In the shower that is, because apparently watery ghost sex is more permeable than regular ghost sex. Such is Sim life.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMHwOG06Nstf0Z693uqCGFRUaRiXY-iqC4V-8JCIIbYyFl_c_Yj5hh6UUmzV1IjLWri9R-MGQvm025qJbyq77IOtfgd_1RQeHYjFTLDw7C_cVlvSwrSgVh1KYfpfTwPErHfruiNTy4u_JV/s640/Screenshot-3713.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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And of course his daughter would grow up while Moses was getting some, at least with his wife this time. Although infidelity is probably a lot less immoral than necrophilia for that matter.</div>
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'Um, who cares. I'm not done gettin' hot.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmG7nl-wA3eHfDpiSlS6jNkatE2CQjrb6kuXtSd4TOFxzPZh2uxzrcQRZCir-SU6ppID3NmkP-njpp2n9b1uhCGrE5sT-7LwNoDejjNMnTYR7TTNGo-bwMaADM44Bxq9AKCexv_w_ZX1IO/s640/Screenshot-3715.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'Seriously though, uh, what's wit all the bats and shit?'</div>
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AND NOW FOR: shittycliffhanger.exe</div>
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Goodnight everybody.</div>
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Yanderehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13810255746032548290noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6944644481953753811.post-91779436503774430632012-10-08T23:58:00.000-07:002012-10-08T23:58:38.250-07:002.4 - Failure in the Family<div style="text-align: left;">
Now... who is the smoking hot fajita, opening this much-overdue chapter?</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDpqymsdQ_yDalcXuo6MiEKwFW5VCSZtuZ_XJ-k8BaYgQBvYnwnYIktRuLX3CAcaVPkh5I5MwQDmHsaixy0Gn0KC_897_Gu8jhK54RnB-BDiEHHbBIpXpB_jCAZXglg-9omYV1ekH2cVbN/s640/Screenshot-3378.jpg" width="640" />
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TT: 'You lookin' at somethin'? 'Cos you better be.'</div>
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Dayum girl. </div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3C8ZBMNTPb2NnqOuoLNr0W1UvuDlQIjTRD2g4Eti0_dzMxKk3FMvcdU7DMas0lwJ9TuZQ56RzqHSO-kftx4ZOqPkBzDcjOsrU_RhgZUYLnID2hpLSkP6aWNw7rqNHhdDECbtSC-G9lkOJ/s640/Screenshot-3377.jpg" width="640" />
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TT: 'You fine?'</div>
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You fine.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQXuZkbw-SZxxkcxy2iKRXpnnnjx50A_jZfqosZ9ccWBExRduS88HaBVSSdBE07fWxeJWHoCL0bMlLSU-kdX3Cg9WcQY8SKJSfzMvcDVfVIEKCowSpqJZx3Mu46V5w24pYQRXVSlEH_riU/s640/Screenshot-3382.jpg" width="640" />
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Her mother (who it should be noted, is also smoking hot consumable, but a chili pepper not a fajita because chili peppers are red) has just finished her L.T.W. by herself in the dark...</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz9cSFMpZdIT8BEWbZps50I6HZSGd9DMGIQTzYwYX1j1rwD457SUODNKbXET8F5VPFZHEgvatCxLZqPABAsWC6RC6Tmh0b_dbM1HvN2nCLVpFIJMGppw5XheYH9FrSlSqywaEMyKQWOm4L/s640/Screenshot-3383.jpg" width="640" />
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...and has moved onto her skill challenges, which will hopefully, not give her some form of brain cancer.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-DVTD8TFxVw59aoWvvjF22YT-L_VPz-h3snyNQQpENrrTm7QHbMfWd8SNNYc6BKAu77NTPl0oHsWm_4SYGrwBfqAlqcq_bg9fHr62BpsGLxDdwgZreB3I93VF8hC2nEK2h9e0wmW-x7Uj/s640/Screenshot-3384.jpg" width="640" />
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TT: 'Hey uh, Crush?'<br />
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Crush: 'Mm?'<br />
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TT: 'Why is it that this punk drivin' us around, never gets a DUI?'<br />
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Crush: 'Same reason so many people die from house fires around here, sister.'<br />
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TT: 'Ohh... eh.'<br />
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Greyfriars Bobby: 'I wait patiently for my master, whom was a student at this very school, until he took a bus to the head.'<br />
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GF: 'Alas, it seems I will suffer the same cruel fate. Goodbye, cruel world.'<br />
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GF: 'But before I go; one last butt sniff. And it will the greatest butt sniff of them all.'<br />
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Just kidding. He survived, and proceeded to run adorably down the street.</div>
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Dusk, however, was not so lucky.</div>
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Juliet: '...white people.'</div>
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Anonymous Boyband Member: 'BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE-'</div>
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Dusk: 'OH GOD OH GOD HOW DO I TURN IT OFF?!'</div>
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And yet, it cannot be said her husband was doing any better.</div>
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Moses: 'BOO HOO HOO, I'M STUCK IN A FLOWERBED.'</div>
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Second-dumbest vampire couple EVER.<br />
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Not wanting to disappoint his parents, Snooki then proceeds to soil himself in the kitchen .<br />
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Snooki: 'Is Mummy watching? Did she see?' *dislocates eyeball* </div>
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I hope you have all had your fill of failure for today.</div>
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TT: 'Hey, uh, Mum. What's with the dead guy on our table again?'</div>
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Dusk: 'Oh dear God, please don't say the gumball machine is broken again. I don't think I could take another broken appliance - why are your pants soaking wet, Snooki?!'</div>
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Snooki: 'Mama love me now?'</div>
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TT: 'Just uh, really losin' my appetite for bodily fluids over here.'</div>
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Crush: 'Leave it to me! With my absolute total of zero Handiness skill points, this'll be fixed in no time!' *pokes at random with screwdriver*</div>
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Snooki: 'Stop it sis! Your shitty DIY job is messing with the physical dimensions! Mum, tell her to stop. Mum?'</div>
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Crush: 'Shut up penisbreath, Mum is out workin' the clubs for money like she does every night, and there's nothing you can do to stop me messing with the realms of spacetime.'</div>
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Snooki: 'Mum...?'</div>
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Dusk: 'Ha, dis bitch.'</div>
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To be fair, she's playing guitar for money and skill challenges, but it's a pretty seedy place, because if this isn't one of the most perverted things I've seen in-game (or anywhere, really) then I don't know...</div>
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Reuben Littler: 'So baby, think we can induce labour?'</div>
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Can't say he's not determined, though. Crashing through a window and grabbing her crotch is how you do it, boys. </div>
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Fabian: 'So not cool, man. I fully disapprove of my grandson and his autonomous attempt to achieve something for himself in life.'</div>
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Snooki: 'Please Granddad, I really can't concentrate with you making angry ghost noises in my ear.'</div>
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Fabian: 'Boo! Down with homework, man! Save the trees! Capitalist scum!'</div>
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Snooki: 'Please, Granddad. I just want to graduate.'</div>
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Fabian: 'Dude, you wanna graduate? What'cha gonna do with a fancy diploma anyway? No one's like, gonna hire a kid called 'Snooki' anyway.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4ROHxe5aYV5GJMPnjiAfzTsehdCWKEq04b8X_xSHpMCXKA4HKAhFfXxsMS4iGYGEj15f6iQJBrgIpBxyjkbobs9n1S9I7hljFoEoH7dJstVdPFVL3ALtHeKAg0kPU5eHzv-s8t7lK5So6/s640/Screenshot-3490.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Fabian: 'Whatever my daughter was smoking when she named you, I need to get some of it alone.'</div>
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Anais: 'Fabian, leave our stupid grandkids be. If he wants to do his homework, let him. Spares just don't learn, until they're living with nine other people, knocked up to the first old man they meet. It's all for naught.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh08-LUEpUlllnOePnjdjbewxPyW02p2lb1YVcitOizDGNtTd4C1bOFne7DlTvr_BZlXTacN9dQWyqVm3wvEUC6CeUf0hb4Wu-yUEIRTUxNX3Yc6FXoHza4ulfztmNgFmA8C9p90O_sIC_N/s640/Screenshot-3491.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Fabian: 'Whatever, babe. I'm going to stand here and wave my crotch in his face because YODO.'</div>
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Anais: 'Yes, and it's for eternity, you old douchebag.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6hH8r7kTrsxVQ0aIidOF8w9AFE_pQ1_oTVYb3x162BxFU0osWIptm8FAKhCt4tds-4vd7QXkQ3uRFXz70qJ4DmjQY0nXONBq8Sw6xgcRBg4D6uzAoguQdmn1hnT3a3Srn1gJglrb8fBaw/s640/Screenshot-3492.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Snooki: 'Granny! Hug?'</div>
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Anais: 'Ugh, get it off! Help me, Fabian.'</div>
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Fabian: 'See babe, this it what happens when you're nice to it.' *glides through wall*</div>
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Snooki: 'Hug...?'</div>
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Anais: 'Back I say, back!'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifEFfHqI-8k8cmUSJtVZU7nsh8zNhxqMSHCvznGAPlmObH_QfyKxQrRwDigVuwXjpK6Be8Mw2oq2VP-8Qt6BH0qvc9Xt1-mBrwTOd4WxrbvIPSN2XmToA7T9-GWQG7uqmrOkwZQQMTDEMh/s640/Screenshot-3495.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Snooki: 'Oh Granny, I still idolise you. I'm sorry if I annoyed you, I... I just wanted to hug you.'</div>
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Anais: 'It's okay son, we can both love me. Just you from a distance.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNIgVAdplHH9Y8yCHy_Gz1XzlFPbuMM1IyocniMQoUeG-kObXlZLtuMKC4yKoXhJTjLKgfke4yZajljDlXF9UWT0qbnxqmvfcaTpJqCxF0JDjslux9KSwPtRx6Jt0jFz4eK-lOf5Ow44Gp/s640/Screenshot-3505.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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TT: 'Hey uh, Crush. Who's this creeper you dragged in from the street and what's he doin' in your room? I don't like the look of that thought bubble, mister.'</div>
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Adoption Agent: 'Mm, yes. I'd cover you in spices, my pumpkin pie...'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKG4l7OtEB4yM5Ni_8ZFCSsqL71AFq-EfdXhBobuFSdznLhAtckP0di_X1dHFrfJzdZzUysM-1dyS52YeKDaVdKBTrApwcs7LRfpgjaXnAkAxalYI_sAAU5yUr_0iRgaskC3MCfPC9oMr9/s640/Screenshot-3506.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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TT: 'Yup, I'm outta here.'</div>
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Crush: 'TT! You'll never guess what's outside.'</div>
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TT: 'It's gotta be better than what you brought inside, sis.'</div>
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Adoption Agent: 'Hm, I'm alone in a young girl's room. Now... what to do?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAHP3br-9uw2YUmpYPXgswH7KLt2PGL2t3DO3wOhWO-kBzPis3RXLOUZeR6C_ICaW2OfPKXPQjV5YXPrR7R_mby_QyPKgjaPe5dHLsJbTo1bcAe6Z9wvBkucTlNyZKtV8h3Kh-jAbrL6mi/s640/Screenshot-3508.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: 'It's a cat.'</div>
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Cat: 'It's a cat, alright.'</div>
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This cat shall henceforth be known as Fuckiforgot until the next time I access this save file.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixmPCpKQu1oP5xf5oa7n_qmhx3uXM1bv_70rM_WeLwXFmwjnwKOySVnx7Zr5QrxQQWKJcFDgQZ2hJDrTP-EySq6xsEl5uS2wXZJ-B7Gk3Ds9n6HBZ5eWxzfs7FJ9XDuy40BSfD7nS95H8Y/s640/Screenshot-3511.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: 'Now, to mark this cat as mine.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_CsgWrlyWevvzSI1fgA3_NVTpf6VOef5Fy3-m3opHCf4L1KSeqJoYIiRxX8vTNReAP-bpE4LMBzgnXnC-WGLPqNywIlhLu63xUXnTiN0hSDdcAR_Z_PltzEB4qVEYm7c83CabH5RGqbel/s640/Screenshot-3513.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: 'My arms... my arms are out of control.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj__D4Ippm6VSTYjruft6M2CU13dyAPV0nU3t0Qidr3suV8gjIOPDsRZxDzNG_Zvc4tTdc6y3rbEbR-UfUDDn4Oh8wDxdFsAksx3c-49njAdHRx9-ywdfjp8ukZKy6wPdmBcWCIYhk_A8_7/s640/Screenshot-3514.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: 'THEY WON'T STOP DOING THIS.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvGu7S8y_vxpNpF64dLCoTUz_3vYyw7CZGTVVFUQhkmgLW65NB8uZ3GGIxfVDvyIk-8sVGVX3CUwIGUX9GQYM-MyH2sV8EWO1Lys3WDn815vUgbBbf4ibZxU2Q3vHFMGY8ZJHc8t9Efua1/s640/Screenshot-3516.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcVyr58hcM0">'YOU MUST CALL AN AMBULANCE. OR, IF FAIL THAT... MY MUMMY.'</a></div>
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The next day, Crush called the adoption agent over again, begetting all creepiness in an attempt to cure the endless void within her, of which could only be filled by cats and more cats.</div>
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Moses: 'Hello, um, didn't we meet yesterday when you were um, sniffing my daughter's underwear?'</div>
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Adoption Agent: 'Yep. You should probably know that she's trading sexual favours for cats.'</div>
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Moses: 'G-good to meet you.'</div>
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This cat is... Fuckiforgot 2.0.</div>
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Yes. And she will bring us little red cat bbies.</div>
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See. They are getting on so well already.</div>
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Fuckiforgot 2.0: *bitch slap*</div>
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Dusk: 'Snooki, I don't want to hear your excuses. If I'm not burning out here, it's too late for you to be out. Goodness knows what you've been doing at these hours.'</div>
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Snooki: 'I just stayed behind to play hopscotch with some six-year-olds. They were nice to me.' ;_;</div>
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Dusk: 'Get out of my sight.'</div>
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Snooki: 'They liked me, those little girls. I told them about being a ninja and they believed me.'</div>
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Dusk: 'Who's the slickest, most assertive mother? You are. Yes you.'</div>
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TT: 'DON'T FOLLOW ME, BITCH.'</div>
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I just realised how many shots I have of the Hexes just in the kitchen. I really need to get this family out more.</div>
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Snooki: 'Mum, why do we have to eat this crap?'</div>
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Dusk: 'Because your father and I don't have to. Blood is delicious, you know.'</div>
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Snooki: *CHOKE*</div>
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Dusk: 'Here, try some.'</div>
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Snooki: 'DON'T WANNA.'</div>
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Meanwhile, the Cat Lover trait has really not lent Crush any luck. But seriously, who in hell can successfully give a cat a bath?</div>
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Cat: 'GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE, WOMAN.'</div>
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Cat: 'INVISIBLE BIKE AWAY!'</div>
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Crush: 'Ouch, JESUS.'</div>
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Cat: 'Bitches best know their place. I'm out.'</div>
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Whatever. I'll have to find someone else to befriend the cats anyway, because...</div>
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Sparehood approaches!</div>
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(Yeah, well she was pretty much a Moses clone anyway...)</div>
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Crush: 'I can just feel the impending maturity and responsibility.'</div>
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Snooki: 'Maturity and responsibility! Have a honk for that, sis!'</div>
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Snooki: 'And boobs, have a honk for those too! No, two honks!'</div>
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So much to celebrate.</div>
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Crush: 'This muumuu is perfect. I am so ready to be housebound for the rest of my life.'</div>
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God bless.</div>
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And here is her portrait. Annoyingly, it's got half of Dusk's in the background, but we're not fussy so whatever.</div>
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Crush: 'Sayounara. The next time you see me, I'll have lost a leg to diabetes.'</div>
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Actually, it'll be next chapter. Which will be longer, I promise. I'm sorry this was crap.</div>
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Hello there, Grim. Still sticking that scythe in inappropriate places, I see?</div>
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Grim: 'Shut up, I don't have a lot of control over where this thing goes - OH GOD DAMNIT.'</div>
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It's just another day, really.</div>
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As it is when your legacy children opt to take the sadistic route home from school every day. (i.e. risking their lives in the hands of someone who clearly thinks they are Ms. Frizzle)</div>
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Bus Driver: 'Now I'm *hic* at the shchool. Now I'm at the bush shtop. They shaid I couldn' *hic* do it. Jush watsh me. Jutsh you *hic* watsh me.'</div>
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Crush: 'Grandma, I hate school. The only reason I go is to feed the janitor's cat and occasionally sniff if profusely.'</div>
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Anais: 'Then drop out, m'dear.'</div>
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Anais: 'Well, if it's going to stop you coming home smelling of kitty litter, then I'm all for you staying away from that place.'</div>
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Crush: 'Screw you.'</div>
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Anais: 'Now girl, there's no need to get pussy with me - I mean, pissy! Hoo hee hoo!'</div>
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Crush: 'I hate you, Grandma.'</div>
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Moses: 'We would like, uh, two alcoholic beverages. We intend to become, uh, very intoxicated tonight.'</div>
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Crush: 'Just get a ginger beer. And me, I'll have your strongest whiskey, thanks.'</div>
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Moses: 'Yes, uh, ginger beer! I am a most frequent imbiber, of um, the ginger beer.'</div>
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Moses: 'Well, Crush, I do hope you will enjoy this evening out with your old man. I believe I can show you a thing or two about a uh, "riotous time".'</div>
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Crush: 'Aww, c'mon Daaaddy. You really think this is my firsh time on the pish? Cad ladies start early, mhm. Got a liver to ruin here.'</div>
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Moses: 'Well, I uh, wasn't aware of that as a parent.'</div>
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Moses: 'Crush, should I uh, be concerned as a parent?'
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Crush: 'I don' know why yur so self-conshits er whatever. The only person what's watshing is the fashe one bartender wench over there.'</div>
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Moses: 'Should I, uh, be feeling the effects of the "ginger beer" by now?'</div>
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Crush: 'Iss jus' a 'lil wicked Scottish elixirs is all. Sprout fuckin' leprechauns from your eyelids.'</div>
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Crush: 'Gawsh, even that shtupid stutter is gone. We shad get you pished more often, Daddy. This been a blast.'</div>
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Moses: 'See! What did I tell you? Your old man CAN teach you a thing or two about a "riotous time".'</div>
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Crush: 'You know, Daddy. I would love to continue thish impurtant convershashun with you, but I'm am really fuckin' hungry.'</div>
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Moses: 'Well, that's lovely dear. But I really think we should get you home and sobered up.'</div>
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Crush: 'Oh, like you don't want an excushe to see your gross, dead buttbuddy again. I wouldn't hit that with a dead cat.'</div>
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Anais: 'Who painted these damn doorframes, anyway? What are we, the Oreo factory?'</div>
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DUN DUN DUN</div>Yanderehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13810255746032548290noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6944644481953753811.post-39429252410962797842012-07-02T14:32:00.001-07:002012-07-02T14:32:40.472-07:002.2 - Die Another Day. And AnotherHi. Last time we ended the chapter, everyone was left in completely agonising suspense over how Tiger Tiger grows up. Except for me. Hah.<br />
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Grim: 'I'm sorry, I didn't want you to have to see your husband, uh, like this.'</div>
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Grim: 'Oh, don't worry ma'am. I'm ever the gentleman when it comes to cleaning up after, no matter how messy it gets .'</div>
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Grim: 'WAIT NO YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG IDEA OMG.'</div>
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Dusk: 'Please just leave so I can complete this queue of 'Pass Out' in peace.'</div>
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Moses: 'But-but, it's really an emergency! I need somewhere to hide, he's coming for me - OH DEAR NO HOMO.'</div>
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Pile of Ashes Moses: 'I'm sorry, Grim.' :(</div>
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Snooki: 'I'M HAVING A BIRTHDAY, BITCH.'</div>
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Get crazy, get loud, it's your birthday, go wild~</div>
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Well, whatever. It was the best thing I could find in C.A.S. for your new trait. Besides, I think you'll find it's you who has their wires crossed. Ninjas are Japanese, and Sim Fu is the only martial art available in this game. You're as confused as Will Smith's son in the Karate Kid.</div>
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Anais: 'Oh, c'mon. You've heard of a thing called internet, haven't you? Don't tell me this won't be useful to her someday.'</div>
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Anais: 'And, as for family history -- fires; we've had a lot of them. Most of them started by your dumbass grandfather. You'll probably start one at some point. If Dusk's hopeless father doesn't burn down half the legacy house first.'</div>
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TT: 'Fire!'</div>
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Anais: 'Well, I'm glad you have a healthy interest in something.'</div>
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Anais: 'Now, dear. I want you to say "love" for me.'</div>
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TT: 'Won't.'</div>
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Anais: 'C'mon, dear. Won't you warm this old heart once more? I would love my own granddaughter to learn about it, even if I can never again.'</div>
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TT: '...' :D</div>
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TT: 'Raah! Braaains.'</div>
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Anais: 'No, dear. You suck blood, not eat brains. I hope she's not going to grow up species-confused?'</div>
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Oh, and look what happened again.</div>
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Don't you have a wife and kids to attend to, Death? </div>
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Neither can I.</div>
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TT: 'Whatever, we've established the obvious, in that there is simply nothing of above importance to my growing up. Brace yourselves, everyone.'</div>
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TT: 'Don't look too closely, my statuesque figure has been known to cause retinal damage.'</div>
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Anais: 'I wonder if it's a hereditary thing.'</div>
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She also grew up with a bad case of buttsnap, (i.e. when their hands snap behind them)</div>
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Anais: 'No, not the buttsnap! My only precious granddaughter. Why!'</div>
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Crush: *HM-HM*</div>
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Tiger Tiger is now Hot-Headed.</div>
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TT: 'What? You got somethin' to say about that?'</div>
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And we will end the chapter on this photo, because it means that Dusk has mastered Drums! Yay! Only one more skill to go. :D</div>
</div>Yanderehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13810255746032548290noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6944644481953753811.post-53676032836618969342012-06-22T04:30:00.001-07:002012-06-22T04:30:51.190-07:002.1 - Headlock<div style="text-align: center;">
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Moses: 'Hurr hurr, uh, yes. If you could only see me now. Not such a geek, anymore, am I? Now who's the scaredy-bat? Get it, bat? Ehehe.'</div>
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God, you are such an incredibly shitty hunter.</div>
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Dusk: 'Hunter? Hunting what?'</div>
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Moses: 'You must uh, never know, my pretty. Ehehe.' *attempts to look scary, counts to potato instead*</div>
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Dusk: 'Moses, you're scaring me. Please stop.'</div>
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Moses: 'Yes, how I'd love to grab ahold of that sweet, tender-'</div>
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Dusk: 'Moses, I warned you. You'll stop.' *puts in headlock*</div>
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Moses: 'OW, Dusk! I'm sorry darling, I was just, uh, getting in the spirit of the character.'</div>
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Moses: 'Oh uh, never mind that, darling. Hehe.'</div>
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Moses: 'Yes, dear?'</div>
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Dusk: 'You know, sweetheart, I've noticed you've been acting very differently, lately. And you should know, that I do appreciate your hobbies, and want to nurture your interests. But I think it's time I put my foot down.'</div>
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Dusk: 'No more Twilight. None. Nada.'</div>
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Moses: 'Hmph.'</div>
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Dusk: 'I think I know where you're getting these silly roleplaying ideas from, and I don't like it. If I catch you reading the books, reciting quotes. If you so much as scream, "BITE ME, EDWARD!" next time we have sex - I will personally stake, and burn every copy you own. Got it?'</div>
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Moses: 'HMPH.'</div>
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Dusk: 'I don't even see why you like those movies! They're so gross. That birth scene was so graphic. Eugh, I don't know how you stand it.'</div>
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Moses: 'Well, dear. You see, the baby was, uh, half-vampire, so it made it impossible for a normal deliv-'</div>
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Moses: *CHOKE*</div>
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Dusk: 'I don't feel so good.'</div>
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Moses: 'Dear, you're not, uh, pregnant again, are you?'</div>
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Fabian: 'Maan, this stuff is intense. It's like my crotch just dropped E.'</div>
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Fabian: 'Oh, whoa. This is getting a little too real. Guys?'</div>
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'Duude. They sold me ectoplasm. Not cool man, not cool.'</div>
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Dusk: 'Grim. Before I'm a Coward, I'm a gracious host. Please do come in.'</div>
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Moses: 'AUGHUUUAUGH GET AWAY FROM ME.'</div>
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Dusk: 'Sweetheart, you're being exceptionally rude to our guest. I swear to God I will put you in a headlock agai- OW, DAMMIT!'</div>
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Anais: 'Out of the way, princess. I'm not going to be the one to let the ruler of the underworld in.'</div>
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Dusk: 'OW! OW! Can't any remember your manners?!'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVUs0-PhnOzxbDZJ3JCR15iBTLeByC_kCkNVfy-G4bXAErp3KJuWt_DDjRJFvibq32dGlVNJqkdD1SqOsnV1yCfC5RucGgGbj5vM2WldrcJuGsMLH36iuH-f13v8RF5eJDF4WBhhYCRL42/s640/Screenshot-3112.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Moses: 'Oh good, we've lost him. We're, uh, safe here guys.'</div>
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Dusk: 'BOOHOOHOO, MY FAMILY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MANNERLESS HOOLIGANS.'</div>
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Anais: 'My sweet husband!'</div>
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Moses: 'Oh, uh, maybe not.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5tlmLsjHJLwnmqAssqGPAVmwaX1VKeSG_MAN-Z8iR8MNK90_s1xCpXfr9hSe7H1BRJV6DMvXHX0v3rhim7koz4tD7XZdH6WD41kldslWw3s1OSsWmiDPNzIG55hnBHbI6Yb6z6YYbCsRr/s640/Screenshot-3115.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Grim: 'Oh my God, I'm so sorry!'</div>
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Dusk: 'WAAHH I DON'T WHAT HURTS WORSE, THE FACT THAT THE GRIM REAPER JUST DROVE A DOOR THROUGH MY HEAD, OR THE FACT THAT MY FAMILY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF A GUEST.'</div>
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Grim: 'How about the fact, that your father just died?'</div>
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Dusk: 'Oh yeah, that. UWAHHHH.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcD1oY128N3ClVSmBgtjrHYvxD7k57m1DMvTuB5kqhIHS6flL4XqjtgsCNFV160a7welq5xwx7PH-8jJjKHQonGWwcYrwk5MowJo76QOoXgrMhDA2Y2dRx7Figmz7nvdS_yXJzmH5k_pLs/s640/Screenshot-3117.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Anais: 'Oh my poor darling! He was barely 90. How will I cope?'</div>
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Moses: 'Should I tell them? This is kind of uncomfortable.'</div>
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Nah, let them have their fun.</div>
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Fabian: 'Noo, Grim! Please don't take me man, my family need me!'</div>
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Grim: 'Fabian Hex, that is the least believable excuse possible, as to why I should save your ass. Your wife and daughter can't even mourn your death convincingly.</div>
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Fabian: 'Aww, c'mon. I haven't even tried Blue Ivy yet.'</div>
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Grim: 'Blue Ivy? Isn't that Beyonce's kid. Geesh, celebrities.'</div>
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Fabian: 'I know, dude! And now she's got dope named after her.'</div>
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Grim: 'Whatever, not happening asshole.'</div>
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Grim: *swish*</div>
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That was weird. I've never seen Grim do that before. Fabian really didn't want to go. o_o</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9xbgAG8UDTZdx23-oib1br-WxrRT81mgy2SvYPkPc_lY9pMDOPZEjjQEOK8hAmCazAJFlKZop8hsTk-N10WnWsWlJYJbmArr0xtVsywC73L-YDKF1aX1L6wI5fMsEVCKTgfeGr0lUV36g/s640/Screenshot-3123.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Here lies Fabian Hex, a pretty decent legacy founder. Made some pretty cute babies, and also successfully enhanced that chair on the left, with SCIENCE. </div>
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R.I.P. Fabulous Fabian, may you rest in the sky with diamonds.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWHH-OSfCorFQHsMVp9ZiJm4z4O28vRefqIdphCW24r6PdAk6VWDe4j_KOnuXf8gXXAliEocKN-MSPaHjEZcf7IcfNVw9Nh89743cuxUrQsFEGdt1__rtDgLVnyzzu8gFzcwB_M1TRi6Rx/s640/Screenshot-3124.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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And true to her word, Dusk was a gracious host before she was a Coward, politely waiting for Grim to leave before passing out.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxXX1G-2YMfpL9bidrShv9ejuFXa_h2tOb9kRcqWsGol8zkYXTmFaBaedLjgzOB7vza9JHsISwR1tAvn28i65PmH0tS6dYKHl-bYjH0_UsVyM3UxE4ArrtVuetvA5GCeF8XQqKuogyW9uo/s640/Screenshot-3126.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Anais: 'DAMMIT, Dusk. This is all your fault! If you hadn't opened the door for that damn Reaper, your father would still be here! How could you do that to us?'</div>
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Dusk: 'W-well, I'm just sorry for...'</div>
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Dusk: '...remembering my manners!' *SOB*</div>
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Anais: 'There there, dear. I'm sorry to be so hard on you. I know that door hit you in the head a good couple of times. Now, you know what always cheers me up?'</div>
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Dusk: 'W-what?'</div>
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Anais: 'A PILLOW FIGHT!'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtMmRcY3KUVkxbbg4CBA1u330hR3jX0iYXzTUnlHHk7kpZMqGWg9bDXepdjUjNlvmVAZgH_Vc13zj4aOEuY0RfWv0ua-lnebr5jbV-mogrtREqCxMPDBI-WDn1gGFb_p9dsc45dhCI7Ks8/s640/Screenshot-3128.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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And so they did. As you do, when your elderly father dies.</div>
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Anais: 'PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE SPINE SLICER - oh dear, I'm going to need a shoulder replacement.'</div>
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And what followed - due to my noobish lack of picture-taking - was an exceptionally shitty and non-linear sequence of photos, even by my standards.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUBCAZnHG710ud9VgDG9qERdYzrRTJaPyjIX4pU_VA5NMHVZ7yXgMPt3CpP2RMcUoqXg6guapU_cp1HNhJk2IyaTDfMfV9uMu-Mis_06d3k7a9xH0nMtIQD7Wp50XD923yJi5tSHuHKcvp/s640/Screenshot-3131.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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First of all, Snooki grew up, and I forgot to take a makeover after shot. You'll see him later. Hopefully.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD_wxco5BDpu2UE7Eu3-ypJ_L5at_Bkuq-g5B6WnU1Shp5shs3-viSF6plQ-86qv1dT2hIsiOeM1jI0hv5TqB1Uyzk5lTJOx-jsA3cexpYvJJv2HZCo1tUHQL5P-1EZ-hRdc7Y6KRXz0Qc/s640/Screenshot-3133.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Second of all, Dusk is pregnant.</div>
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Dusk: 'YOU DON'T SAY.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMVJlcGvahVIQhW_0kmcbteUvOuXaL6AQldNJlMGu5hOBudKezN_B7z96JCQWI8LZZW4HfcpoxELYeUGno_9k_NYrgan7g2LGXMdE6AwbQ7CdEPO2DcKt5HBtIvz8ThUgB9hcnee3Xj5si/s640/Screenshot-3134.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Anais: 'Oh Fabian. I've been writing books for thirty years, and I'm lost for words. What would you do in this situation?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQTrn6HmcBcFrP5Eb4wXRwOj5dUtwqWGc9tz4njqGhk-YJoVY-AV9MaJdqdWsfmmBp5gJCbE3IVWhIPBtVdsfPm_tJxXs7Wr0douENC9XYF4iGu1EjHLCKVgr-MGnt5yuHP2U634OdUG60/s640/Screenshot-3135.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Anais: 'Ah yes, of course. That'll make a nice plot device. Thank you, dear.'</div>
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The thing is, that she's writing a trashy novel. Trashy is Anais' specialty genre.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiV3ue2FVcDTFVIyoGa6ald3rCNHGU6ubbLLeu5MB4cmBDn4co1wPA6fMoP0SOgWqstB6rNXV7FCQuo0SeVDcLNJoP6ACbWzbXrNqh_GyuDNZPNoJ1vlZg_0DXXvZBo1tGyhQxuCXqtowi/s640/Screenshot-3136.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Dusk: 'Not to interrupt my mother's tender moment of necrophilia, but there's a new orange baby on the way.'</div>
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No, we are not naming another kid after a member of the Jersey Shore cast. Don't even think about it.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN0jdKuxjlrKxxCV-ogHhzKjrbVmbVTLNFjlaDqc3E69rn3bhFpBDxiGpdMtYM5aiFS_XBM3tD5sv_RSgLmImOgsFS95E0TGT8j5aEnm9J9jax5wN_89gPS5kHcPpQdhVQXON4VTNQ1y9D/s640/Screenshot-3137.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Instead, this is Tiger Tiger. She's named after a Duran Duran song, because it was Dusk's turn for an L.T.W.-related baby name, and because tigers are orange. It's a pretty weak reference considering, but it song name, remotely related to something orange, that I was happy with as a baby name.</div>
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Anyway, she's Brave and Neurotic. I'll take Neurotic over another Insane Sim, any day.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwpH_2p91fPq8Et9rnZgZQd-wDY1INzE9r8LSL858N0t13RQ5zKbEraigq4UabEAm57JZy5Ft19y9xgu-Qu7WWRmGecx057uxDTNXb_sxdnLJK01VAmcPouKBlEsSkOQOOPrt95jofGngO/s640/Screenshot-3141.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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And then, with another birthday on the cards, I have no choice but to pay attention to Crush. Just look at her expression. She knows she's about to get facetime.</div>
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Crush: 'Bitch pwease, I don't need no help growing up. Ain't no TS2 baby.' </div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh00cMsmrkRyKJ2lbcPil6yLxJO5EEpx8FMxuY7L_ynOkkkqfQtUDIK1Qe_2j_iiA39HPUGO4e7Hv87NtE0YSmXEXKQB8ltZUJ72q4i2h4j29HNLZOduIJqPpC2kbgt53YMHkZITonrX9Bn/s640/Screenshot-3144.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: 'I can gwow up just fine on my own.'</div>
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If you say so.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2Dh9uYJVbXeHkimyAaAT0-XbyvXgR6QdWCpYzToQW4HAdftiPXaho3I7V0GW63WFm3ZWmdDksZw-TgswcQKDCRoEbE8D0B7vMOKwPHrGHupgqtug-SiCQSHJ2OMomS3AMkiumBBPYXkIp/s640/Screenshot-3146.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: 'Did you just say what I think you said, Mr. Right Pinky finger? Do you dare to insinuate that dogs are superior to cats?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK_qyuC9C7MZB38-r1IxYhS4yXlMv44gWYEKM3UH1zM9r9U6NeApIAUXXHef7-8pQX7KEb8BiPWgkjXBaDMV_INK0XPA-5hwPgS_0qsz7R9C9BIT5s_NsX82Sg2o9m4Vu0C40sd2MkBVqJ/s640/Screenshot-3150.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: 'By jove, Mr. Right Pinky! Such blasphemy, I have not heard in all days as a loyal servant of the Great Feline Empire. This indignity surely, will not be tolerated in the court of law.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5I5pGqn14RippDRegA-uMsSTho7WZJD8_8SOAVIWrxeH9VqFPRzCTujO5nraXZIDNLHGL9QduDOwoR_FJUSx9Lt_8AjPqiqXAUYyugfVeosgedzyrnoWg4UKRYzGb6EkQFrVYQH-gXvKN/s640/Screenshot-3147.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Crush: 'Fair point, Senor Left Index, this is not Mr. Right Pinky's first offence. This will most certainly be taken into account by the Grand High Jury of Upper-Body Digits, when deciding on a penalty for such an atrocity-'</div>
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Crush: '-WHAT? What do you think you're doing with that camera?! Get that thing out! OUT NOW, I SAY.'</div>
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Moses: 'HUGHBLUHLUH.'</div>
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Huh? Quit doing that derpy dance, Moses. What do you want my camera's attention for?</div>
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Moses: 'HELP ME.'</div>
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What are you doing Moses? Oh no. D:</div>
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Grim: 'Just a shitty little pile of ash, this time? What a disappointment. Oh well, let's get on with the theatrics.'</div>
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Grim: 'MOSES HEX! Get your teen vampire ass out here so I can reap you!'</div>
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Moses: 'Oh, uh, hi Grim. I'm sorry about last time. You're kinda, uh, intimidating in person. I didn't mean to be so rude.'</div>
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Grim: 'Oh man, you're kidding me.'</div>
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Moses: 'Huh? Um, I'm so sorry if I did anything wrong. Please don't hurt me. But I, uh, guess that's kind of a silly thing to ask, you being the Grim Reaper and all-'</div>
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Grim: 'Here kid, bend over for a moment. I'm going to do something for you.'</div>
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Moses: 'Whoa! I'm, uh, I'm really flattered that you'd ask. But I'm not uh, into that kinda thing.'</div>
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Grim: 'GODDAMN, NOT THAT. Just bend over already.'</div>
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Moses: 'Wow, this feels nothing like I expected. I thought it'd be, uh, a little more forceful.'</div>
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Grim: 'Yeah, everyone says that their first time - NO HOMO GOD DAMMIT.'</div>
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Moses: 'Grim! Am I, uh, human again?'</div>
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Grim: 'Yup. For all the gratefulness you've shown for it.'</div>
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Moses: 'But why?'</div>
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Grim: 'Well, don't tell anyone I said this - except that chick standing behind you who's going to hear everything - but for having shamelessly reaped as many souls as I did, I couldn't do yours. You're just so pathetically Unlucky, man. It's almost as embarrassing to watch as it is funny. So I'm giving you a free pass on this one. For the sake of my own amusement, that is.'</div>
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Moses: 'Thank you, uh, Grim?'</div>
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Grim: 'Anytime, Moses. I mean, anytime. And remember.'</div>
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Moses: 'Yeah?'</div>
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Grim: 'No homo.'</div>
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Moses: 'Uh, sweetheart. I'm home.'</div>
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Dusk: 'That's nice, dear. Did you have a good day at work? I do like to hear about what it means to have a career, being chained to the cello all day.'</div>
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Moses: 'Oh, uh, you know. The usual demanding divas, working my fangs off. None of which had such a lovely jugular as you, I must say.'</div>
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Dusk: 'Moses, I am hearing what you are saying, and from what I can garner as vampire references, you are roleplaying. And you know how I feel about roleplaying.'</div>
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Moses: 'C'mon, don't I, uh, make a totally fang-tastically tasty vampire?'</div>
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Dusk: 'Moses, my brother was a roleplayer. He went on to get pregnant straight out of high school, to a man twice his age. Is that the kind of example you want to be setting to our kids?'</div>
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Moses: 'Hush now, dear. That blush is making you look far too delicious.'<br />
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Oh God, of all the pop-culture vampires out there, you have to take your pick-up lines from the worst one. </div>
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Dusk: 'Well... maybe just once couldn't hurt. But go anywhere beyond the 21st century image of a vampire and the only embrace you will find yourself in is a headlock. Scariness is not tolerated in my bedroom, got it?'<br />
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Moses: 'Of course, my dear. I do hope you'll allow me, uh...<br />
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Moses: ...Foreroleplaying, first, though?'<br />
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Dusk: 'Gosh Moses, L.A.R.Ping sure is... realistic...'<br />
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Dusk: '...The graphics are pretty crap though, heheh...'<br />
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Moses: 'It's all right, dear. Just focus on the cheap animations and shitty pixel bats flying around your head.'<br />
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Dusk: 'Oh no... this must be a side-effect. I knew that roleplaying scenario would come back to haunt me.'</div>
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Whaat? It's not even a day since you were bitten! All my other vampires have taken three days to transform. Maybe it's quicker when you have a Sim bitten by their lover.</div>
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Dusk: *prepares to fire lazer*</div>
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Shitty Pixel Bats: 'Lol, she's naked underneath.'</div>
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Wow. Dayum, she's scary. I think it will take me a while to get used to this.</div>
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Dusk: 'I'm not used to be being so intimidating. This is kind of...'</div>
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Shh. Don't say it.</div>
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Anyway, the main reason I made her a vampire was so her L.T.W doesn't take up every last second of her life. Also because I wanted her and Moses to age at the same rate. I don't really remember why I made him a vampire. Maybe I wanted to try out the lover's bite?</div>
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So, here she is playing cello in a shady downtown club and looking unusually badass,</div>
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Meanwhile, Anais is having pre-EP supernatural experiences of her own with the <strike>cheap purple hooker</strike> dumbass genie we got from the 'Dusty Old Lamp' L.T.R.
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Anais: 'You know, all I could ever want is to be reunited with my husband again...'</div>
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STOP IT, ANAIS. THOSE KINDS OF THOUGHT BUBBLES ARE EXCUSABLE WITH A 'MOURN' MOODLET. NOW YOU ARE JUST DEPRESSING ME.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAVYXT3tW2j2KrQXlZQo4jA9gl_EH06QimQafDxEsxCg2QFJJ0r31umHb6xBDdkbjy-Yzont0GqVjnePF_O_rnFkQnFQNEzMYMUnR6LZHZEdGkUcyGidq754oo0wF6zXHP4-Ic7tnM2-rM/s640/Screenshot-3198.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Genie: 'OMG, is that the ice-cream man I heard?'</div>
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Anais: 'You get tired of hearing him, after a while.'</div>
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Genie: 'Sweet, see ya!'</div>
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Anais: 'Well I don't know if he's looking to attract your kind of age group, if you know what I mean...'</div>
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She never came back after that. Stupid glitchy lamp. . >:(</div>
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And oh look, more happenings of a bloodthirsty nature this way.</div>
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The results of such bloodthirsty happenings will be revealed in the next chapter.</div>
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Dun dun dun. But seriously, TT turns out pretty good.</div>
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</div>Yanderehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13810255746032548290noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6944644481953753811.post-92108591086806433662012-06-14T04:05:00.000-07:002012-06-14T04:05:22.926-07:002.0 - Fantafabulous<div style="text-align: center;">
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Dusk: 'I've only been pregnant since the end of the last chapter? How did this happen?! OH MY GOD IT HURTS AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmw0WpwAf_3qzhuklNMDmc_V431usR-D2i3Y4Gb_4WSZ2KVNFVTir8I6sA7p93FZGYsLzjCM-D9h3IvPaoOPDMjszVrMADkvXfbCMpuhpB_vs1p8GMAcpqKDRxWS73DDzT6_xPAnB91fb0/s640/Screenshot-2945.jpg" width="640" />
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Everyone: *WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN TIME*</div>
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Post-girl: 'Post girls gotta post.'</div>
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Swaggest post-girl ever.</div>
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Fabian: 'DUDE OH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A PAVEMENT. NOT COOL MAN. NOT COOL.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixOPQuDh5asMdIumq1MP_nMM_lLYvX1wkRAijRI8i-ESB5N9F4a-tbMG-AR31LcFh73h6D5tLOMFYTvyOcZ7pWZQOLwXIQh8JugzGTPztshK7UP6k_Rh1J-GEcSN29ULhjETL8qLcRf75y/s640/Screenshot-2946.jpg" width="640" />
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Dusk: 'C'mon, Moses. If you're not going to lovingly serenade me while I scream and agony, at least escort me to the hospital.'</div>
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Moses: 'YES YES OF COURSE MY DEAR.' *struggles to keep up with heavily pregnant woman*</div>
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Fabian: 'Hooray for my retirement!'</div>
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Oh yeah. He got his LTW, which was Creature-Robot Crossbreeder, in case you don't remember.</div>
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Dusk: 'No one cares, Dad. Go back and talk to your garden or something.'</div>
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Moses: *runs into wall*</div>
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Dusk: 'Ugh, what is he doing. Can't believe I married that guy. Didn't throw me a baby shower or anything.'</div>
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That's because baby showers aren't an optional party. Should really though, how cute would that be?</div>
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Fabian: *lonely self-applause*</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3Tz-5MtbPAVKriP2w1FtaGvc6Qhq7ChmIHJYz-wLrqXyt14CRHjp8vHkmnPKTOdBqtxBTnB3c6OKrt3izXeB80hF9GQjBcceul46hBHRLSd5qjIhpdjzuZGyx4aM_I_Roi5gyWPAKLgGH/s640/Screenshot-2949.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'Fine, let me have the baby in the front yard for all the high school to s- OH GOD, I'M GIVING BIRTH TO A TEEN VAMPIRE.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuQZbkI0PJ5kFE7ts1uKaZLLezVwruIfBt2rKKczcflay6WQOG7rFki1tGMEtZlmLvKFIxqambQ0534cjqovhAAsX1zo6xWHhw5VAzZqmBkMjFYYeAKiVATw1gq3_qcNFc0qbWp3Df7CXi/s640/Screenshot-2950.jpg" width="640" />
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'Oh, never mind. She's Moses' after all.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi69D8KDkPlHHgWAa2nPITNLoUdeI6cyQEizR25zfqQcknqNU1SSBGkHMyHwofbvKmi0I1psHLlwS1E4r1tZeC_c9qwBkt8j4RuiRhEAJmVRqE7lssrRM19TQbqeRoCs7kcIIiK5NDWjihI/s640/Screenshot-2951.jpg" width="640" />
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This is Crush. Crush was named after the R.E.M. song, 'Orange Crush', in line with Dusk's LTW. I'll leave its gender open to interpretation for now.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMdbdrcDoBsiPQ9xL6IXAg1j7cqHKu-TuQS96xibSxZ_pk6KNv_Ksl_TUcYfjAntoXJ16YtDEL3ht_d9uNdPWJE1bcO1TSFceFG7v_DklSHthazn3unlnNQHNjTZ3AeeHEI9h-Nn4LzooT/s640/Screenshot-2953.jpg" width="640" />
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'Like, daughter. You're not fat anymore!'</div>
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'Uh yeah, Dad. I just dropped a baby.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3_-2uS83aEaZonqiGG0Sq66mblgpXqcIKaVm7pFq58HGB4kqgOJfAmw5ug11x4-gN_HpatUm0Fmr5zVm-i1AUWz_OYa8XCj4CAEXa1KY8gow1Bf6kZmVxpilV3-W5NOpK7xHIrka22kZx/s640/Screenshot-2955.jpg" width="640" />
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'Oh yeah dude, I have so many photos already! Man, I love being a grandfather.'</div>
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'Dad, you do know that Phoenix has a daughter named Toni, right? And those aren't your grandchildren. You forgot to take out the default images when you bought that wallet.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2HjY7xuIfi09YbUyXlK5OfhW7uaZXpEZXCMN6eTf4jkHDgqZaCDtdabfqhrqfroAlkspZ1OvIR6iKwpU2rGEdmaT0M_iMIjeMS512ZDSK_nRyFmkO_q8IE07sINDY0ZqaN3Zt-ktnyJAw/s640/Screenshot-2967.jpg" width="640" />
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'Well, like, whatever you say, Miss Smartypants. I just wanted to let you know that I'm like, way proud of you for finding a nice guy and giving your old man some grandbabies. I just love them sprouts so bad.'</div>
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'Aww, no problem Dad.'</div>
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'But come to think of it, Dad, why DID you and Mum never get married? You've been together all these years and had three kids, and she's still Anais Wilheim?'<br />
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'So like, well...'<br />
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'When you get to our age, you'll understand...'<br />
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'Lol, we never really thought about it.'<br />
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'But Daddy! Don't you want to get married, and see Mum in a pretty dress?'<br />
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'I don't know dude, your Mum's had some pretty intense sag going on lately-'<br />
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'Dad!'<br />
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'Like yeah, of course I do, sweetie.'<br />
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'Well Daddy, I'm asking you this, because really. Don't you think it would be nice to do something for her before you uh, go...?'<br />
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'Go? Go where?'<br />
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'Oh come on. You're what, about to hit 90? And she's still in her seventies. Come on Dad.'<br />
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'Oh... I get it.'<br />
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'So uh, what do I have to do. To like, get my wife on and stuff?'<br />
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNirzry5LFs5Uf8B9DB5euZzT5GOB56f7lAuvrLFMPeTbTYfnW_FdkiqV2Vt1j9FjDaYgpbXX4mMG_h750wWJm4KPktIqGVkKwmSyP7dMDIuGUg_rtEtwUnsbQDH-c8rZaU64U3qU6KSgw/s640/Screenshot-2965.jpg" width="640" />
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'You just flip out a lens flare, and I'll take care of the rest.'<br />
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'Thanks sweetie. If I can't make this family respectable, you sure can.'<br />
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'I really appreciate this, Daddy. I promise to strive in making this family socially acceptable.'<br />
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'That's my little girl.'<br />
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If I'm not mistaken, that sound-effect was... hey, Fabian. What the ever-loving fuck are you doing?!</div>
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'Dude, this a science experiment. Obviously.'<br />
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhle4TcmOLPXI7xvsvMz7GUDw4DBRJQZ7UfH5Rgzqzeyl5WGWpjgknWAq95Dm32Tm_cm0NbePNjLaX7Ce1tARv9LiePSw7wlP0tgDYn6jHBViRgxPKZKws-W7G1YuPAbh2isDOhiiY4P0r8/s640/Screenshot-2976.jpg" width="640" />
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Obviously. The 'experiment' apparently worked, and now the fridge glows and gives moodlets. Sweet.</div>
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I should probably mention this ability is from Fabian's fulfilling his LTW, and then getting promoted to Mad Scientist, if I haven't already.</div>
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And in other Fantatabulous news, Crush is having a birthday.</div>
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Clone, down to a t. Sigh.</div>
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I would just here like to point out Dusk's genetic awesomeness. She has Fabian's lips and eyes, and Anais' nose, face shape, and hair colour. Her eyes are a mystery. WHY CAN'T ALL MY SIM BABIES FOLLOW THIS EXAMPLE?</div>
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And oh snap, red door. :/</div>
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In other orange news... oh God, I recognise this change in lighting...</div>
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'Science, kids. Don't like, try it at home.'</div>
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HIPPIES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH MATCHES.<br />
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'OH DUDE BAD TRIP, REALLY BAD TRIP. OH MAN I AM GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO SOLD ME THIS STUFF.'</div>
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'Hello, hello? Is anyone in here? Can I contribute to this raging inferno in any way with MY Unlucky trait?'</div>
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Useless Firetool #1: 'Not any more than I can't.' :D</div>
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'Uh, Mr. Fireman, I kinda got this strong feeling in my... internal organs, that just the two of you aren't enough for this fire. Don't you need, uh, reinforcements?'</div>
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Useless Firetool #2: 'Oh man, you bet we are going to need reinforcements...'</div>
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'Because someone's ass is just BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE.'</div>
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Moses: 'OH GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A GAY BAR I'M SORRY I'M SORRY.'</div>
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'But on the plus side... I'm alive! I'm really alive!'</div>
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'Hooray for you, sweetheart! I'm glad you're alive too.'</div>
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'Yeah, big-ups to the pimpdaddy in the red for scoring such a HOT-DAMN MOMMA.' *innapropriate thrusting*</div>
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'So uh, Elvira. If you can't seem from my skill bar, I'm sort of fame-whoring for my job at the moment.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYZl0PqTyKELsv4cus8UZKM_ZZB1HXYFgmi5QyRqVirqUCNR0TlQ6m6HeMgQ0PqBKurMuiH4DvBbrpLSmZWPV-8np7woWNVNKY7LciFbrEbeLXWLnZ7XA5qGh1NW8GWklXnhy1-K0nDfAR/s640/Screenshot-3001.jpg" width="640" />
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'But uh, I also had a sort of near-death experience lately, and I sort of have a favour to ask you...'</div>
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'Shoot, man. You've got nothing to lose. Just don't piss me off, or I'll tear into your jugular.'</div>
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'BITE ME?'</div>
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'Seriously, man? I swear you just used a line straight out of a teen romance novel. I'm embarrassed for you. And also kind of pissed off.'</div>
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'So tear into my jugular?'</div>
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'Jesus! Don't look so desperate. This is kind of making me uncomfortable.'</div>
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Moses: *puppy face*</div>
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'Oh, what the hey.'</div>
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'You asked for it, kid. Here, give me your arm.'</div>
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Moses: :D</div>
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'Alright, you ready for the ride of your life, boy?'</div>
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That is probably the scariest thing I have seen in TS3.</div>
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Okay, forget it. This face completely negates the previous image.</div>
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'THAT'S RIGHT BOY, DERP UNTIL IT DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE.'</div>
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'Okay, all done.'</div>
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JEEZUS PUT YOUR TONGUE AWAY ELVIRA.</div>
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'Huh. I wonder what Moses is up to at the moment? There are all sorts of scary things in this city, I hope he's okay.'</div>
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I took this photo because PIDGEONS. And oh yeah, Dusk is pregnant again.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj03lGT0ahhI-vRT_7dYzq_xf_jbmDQkeCimEDn1mS0NgIiD5RAlL9fuai73gm5N0N4lcsPqg6STXJ7dROiUVrDxsUjQEhpLHCcxYinsblb6czWJNZNGELuy74frCiJ-ZJPdaWadKLVst5H/s640/Screenshot-3014.jpg" width="640" />
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And I took this photo because CAR.</div>
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I think it's from a promotional download I found on SimsVip. I bought it for Fabian because it's supposedly eco-friendly, and definitely cute.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNQLY_d6lHfnxoyvl21d3io5p0k0ilKdPq8-trWwXOczbfvRK-KWvWXG9FR3bbGSRBz_mtgAbOyFT7WL0D0DwUtDTHbVKuIBomhvOuf1Dro6-3GJMxgfNf00kUDQZjwf4DVDO218GDptfi/s640/Screenshot-3033.jpg" width="640" />
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Fabian: 'Babe, you haven't taken that nightie off in three days. What's say we get you outta that thing, and onto the town for the night?'</div>
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Anais: 'Yeah, why not. House smells of pot anyway, be good to have a breath of fresh air.'</div>
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'Aww right, there's my girl.'</div>
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'But uh, dear. We might wanna stop off at the hospital first thing.'</div>
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'Huh? Gonna be pissed if this damn catheter is leaking again. Hehe. Pissed.'</div>
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'No, Fabian, you're going to need a shoulder replacement.'</div>
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'Dude. Knew all those years of hardcore gardening were gonna catch up with me.'</div>
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They ended up having to take the ambulance, anyway. But it was cool, because they got a free ride...</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvZH9gktOPWrETmLsYfzr7t5YGnE2pCRfFtmV96rTlPJUsIKOYovXreXtrOQZBmzxpudCUhNTWuTgpofG4DRpA7IHLItfDeIStE0e3unFklzJBfwspznHURpLxwqCBpgRW9E_MG15jp5LR/s800/Screenshot-3040.jpg" width="640" />
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...To a local karaoke bar, which in a town chock full of nightclubs and raves, I had decided to plop down.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVNNazX4JMlo4r-Sa2aiVEqYj4UOccY-2FJinLe5edIvfHu9rJoFyTUWUOIBnNS0CvIJGU_LCVHdGG559badbtOFVRNS5vz9Dt8wJd4F2O2UQjQ9sb8cYFkabJoLslXGYt96O0KkzkX8bG/s640/Screenshot-3041.jpg" width="640" />
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Anais: 'Hey you! I thought the thing with Britney was a one-off! Go home to your Kpop toyboy and stupidly-named son. And YOU! Why aren't you behind the bar? I want alcohol in me NOW!'</div>
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Lola and Bartender Chick: *remain oblivious*</div>
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Anais: 'Whatever, you guys stink.' *fart*</div>
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And then, Fabian and Anais had a turn. And naturally, they stunk.</div>
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But it was cute, anyway.</div>
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Anais: 'Fabian, I'm not so sure of this. It smells of pee and dried blood in here...'</div>
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Fabian: 'I don't know, babe. I just thought it might help us feel young again.'</div>
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Anais: 'Oh wait, I'm a slob. What do I care?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4E1b1QJ5kjSZloFdkkpJTQ_K-TsP1D3J8qvmcPTYiKOAptI52P-Axiv1lPyd_7ggXYJJuDwJta8Irs505AlH_34T6hnpbRtjkh5d9OFYLpNvC9EBMb4QojVSp0qsddZCNybSWguiD3kDG/s640/Screenshot-3057.jpg" width="640" />
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Anais: 'Come 'ere, you old Charlie Manson...'</div>
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Fabian: 'You're not gonna like, call out his name or anything during this, are you?'</div>
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Everyone: 'IT SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE SEX IN HERE.'</div>
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Ok, I know elevators aren't the best place for keeping personal space, but I don't think I've ever been impaled by someone's boob. :/</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUwB20KanpFJ_s0ZbMrA-n7Wko4Phu222F8bGGzDJ6GX7oJG2lF_eKOXaAEWRYWQhOtdNETxE3gOUa_0bzkXEa1M_V2yxNuGyC3IdjolqdylA_ft72OHH39hr5c47Twd1yG6usWGOIrXhV/s640/Screenshot-3062.jpg" width="640" />
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Dusk: 'I'D LIKE TO INTERRUPT ALL THIS GROSS, WRINKLY COITUS TO ANNOUNCE THE IMPENDING BIRTH OF MY SECOND CHILD. IN FACT, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT TRIGGERED MY LABOUR.'</div>
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Oh uh, okay. This is excusable, because you're making a cute face :v</div>
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'Aww, your little face almost makes me forget all about old people woohoo.'</div>
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It's a boy! He's Insane and uh, something else. Two Insane-born children from two completely not-Insane parents. None of their grandparents have it either. This trait is never going to leave me alone.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsgzSX_siaLrB-GX_bVn5FavtcOePQcyAN0hQ6QZQCSuuTvd22Z3rrP60OI5MK5zxSQCbN0bnaTtC8i5wTcWqzmqBuuzA8nyAe6ePuIahbn0x4uR9uVkiO9Gu0jvjO1H_spTuxcoByuDM3/s640/Screenshot-3064.jpg" width="640" />
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Dusk: 'You didn't tell us his name. I sort of have a bad feeling about this...'</div>
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Um, yeah. So I was trying to think of something orange that related to Moses' LTW of Superstar Actor. I got nothing, excepting maybe Nemo, which isn't <i>really </i>to do with acting, and a name I'm pretty sure has already been used in a Rainbowcy.</div>
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And then I remembered.</div>
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About the Jersey Shore.</div>
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<strike>And all the horror came flooding back in.</strike> AND I HAD A FLASH OF BRILLIANCE and named the child Snooki.</div>
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Dusk: 'I'm sorry... my baby boy is named WHAT?'</div>
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Um.</div>
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Have some old people woohoo!</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsPeER2vLVtQj099prwu5J9KRaoYgZR-RixfEise252RBRfm4vOUEKQDM-BJfxmELH7lzo5rX87XQ2948M-8IpOTgycgAk2SXBoa_MDwFkKarHqtArRlKHIk8XdQQH0Sk-XJzY0Cn-IfNo/s640/Screenshot-3065.jpg" width="640" />
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Fabian: 'Marry me, babe!'</div>
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Anais: 'Oh Fabian!'</div>
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Fabian: 'Will you let me take you, in like, all your incontinence, to be my radically wedded wife?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_2GID-flpoEWiDKLufVYbUxLgzvT6fA7e_kjULYFggYTJdhAISj9Cd2L52DOKOAk95W7iGoO3uJhGSgcXSjtkQ0dnyKoQqCc86HaiBwneb4Bc2qAOT7Kuxs42_xZ0c1rasyxa8QeRNJVf/s640/Screenshot-3067.jpg" width="640" />
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Anais: 'Oh, of course I will, you stupid hippie!'</div>
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Fabian: 'Daughter, I did it! I totally did it!'</div>
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Dusk: 'Hmm?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixqFNTGElHbX5Ty7SqnsF35FIRZVW1qKPrY2lnx9wi8QJnf1AEl-o47lY0JKA5YFK3uwouNfcJAFzC3W9OWh5R9jRbnpKs9Ia3pVAQI5rTuAZFIgkkHoFkm4C33GN6_WdSIvSp5rao0zun/s640/Screenshot-3070.jpg" width="640" />
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Fabian: 'I put a ring on it, like you said. Your Mum and I are gonna be radically wedded!'</div>
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Dusk: 'Daddy? Really?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVwf1S9xi4YvrHPJDsi2TNB1wQzS3ROhWz2s5hUJx8ctT5xa_7mgnTuYW5rZcejVRMPb5DTtY1HY_o0_9VxeLshiSShvKxqPC1asn4DOzIurx6GW8dqLO7W_JfmAgEdK8LBbVAe9_8Dypz/s640/Screenshot-3071.jpg" width="640" />
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Fabian:'Absolutely! We're gonna have the full deal, even like, wedding bells and shit. Isn't this awesome?'</div>
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Dusk: 'Congratulations Daddy!'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaNTdmzj897u1OvytBZK9OzmAXh98fO7jRu85pME12LuQJ-ZrkIEwoVbZkphfbsU9yFxJPQq1ylnCCSPv3mNaquJHgkCIdMvUe8ahwwtrNl5v-CR214eALNTNLV88JEpXSAXCrfwAl3mOJ/s640/Screenshot-3072.jpg" width="640" />
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Fabian: 'Sweetie, I'm just so like, high right now. And not even the Alice in Wonderland kind. Just high off life, man.'</div>
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Dusk: 'Aw, Dad. I'm so proud of you. Now you just let me worry about everything else.'</div>
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LATER THAT NIGHT:</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9WNTUtq6EJqnvMcNgVHRRvawe4qzoL767a9_XRiA_DPdWiScAJjtDnkEBE8VI_S5B1IgrABHly9YRDCOHhudc-JCe1c2pqpkzCQ5A5p1OSWO-H-2dHGX9b4miVq_Qmc_Zx2yk3IyEQ45U/s640/Screenshot-3076.jpg" width="640" />
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Dusk: 'Moses, are you okay? You've been acting sort of strange lately. It's been worrying me.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYYr-7-cmQVu_RDa-9BCFQNEogoWLb5YxAxRdkYR4VRBd6e8-5paJBmzKMmXrJtXFLQaW4v1be8fjg61tqBhYYcQz3llG64ohbl7CnCVXqV0NdqoKJ0339sfbX0deamaR5cDt6Q32MSaMs/s640/Screenshot-3077.jpg" width="640" />
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Moses: 'Now uh, Dusk. Don't worry. I've just uh, been stressed out from work lately. It's hard being 3rd Tree, you know.'</div>
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Dusk: 'Oh Moses, you're not going to leave me for 1st Tree, are you? I know little old, fameless me can't light a candle to someone with the role of <i>1st </i>Tree.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifS0waMpemnkie_D1aN7VE7-jK7ksbjbmZ60q3XHkZFTJJodu5yHW_VSc_yKNA-r939aXk_f5LEHebySCnC2h2WmB_FzG0McDJkJ7XXbq4aFnDSfMIGu9I76LLsHBR8P8jvCBtKojfOc6B/s640/Screenshot-3078.jpg" width="640" />
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Moses: 'Now uh, Dusk. 1st Tree is a very nice woman, but I have uh, a lovely wife and two kids, which I wouldn't trade for the world.'</div>
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Dusk: 'One of which is called Snooki.' :/</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpr8kaM18K9Kv096wiDx-OIBwm9nwzKmXX8qdktsM67-9t1j_mHn022qxLVjIzeTYa0QbCAyP7TI3Cke3hXCcNep9snF8e4UjewUIMtM-y33clVxSiXAjJnmA-A_4YulMEAPlfHHSpitMI/s640/Screenshot-3079.jpg" width="640" />
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Moses: 'Well uh, let's not think about that right now. I'm sure we can make a better one, right?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNHYqDopv59QvkfxiSrAS3K9ekAko56GJHgWLecE8JY8btlFyE5JUF3I6dS2m-VZthUd_RMf-3vljjpAijudMj2hThLoGpYA94A5odB5W2QIMs8dkLB-WtixnGENBfX2UG5F8M73RjOTHU/s800/Screenshot-3081.jpg" width="640" />
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Dusk: 'RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.'</div>
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Dream on, guys, Park bench isn't an available woohoo spot. Yet.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWLD7uEtnn0aTg76mwOP-MrigM2kabExJWHwhFqONGbqW1s7YkqlWW5TewJKwVHCSOhop1aYccxkfL3Imhgh-dxBAuyQcmTNOLH60HcKsMywuABodc-onBiqn6doxBEMaMPRvBIVQFEruL/s640/Screenshot-3083.jpg" width="640" />
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Oh yeah, where were we.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH_t-ERF68KvVfEBpCfsYFWYQAXn_FkJHwse-XM1G_1E1lZE1YhmRHla26ko8ekAXV0tTYxIPHwY5uHTf5VfpKffwjo0lBVma7FlQ7VtWNo2R2GQW6plG21U9Imwgay4MViAg75VuPPgJU/s640/Screenshot-3082.jpg" width="640" />
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A white wedding. Ah yes, if Fabian could drop the Charisma skill bar already, it would be perfect. Goddamn that thing is obnoxious.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNSmOdfAJVdCJ9jAQ6smHgIbG_G9yodGLZk7IPOqoSKGf58bvR-onFLLZ_js9DmiNg-WbCO4APZZE8FJct3ABYEvr1oMtTnbiaAjICHmkLAaMpH5pdLk4RGMOEzQ8G5qWxfDrgrWizOhwS/s640/Screenshot-3087.jpg" width="640" />
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Anais: 'Fabian, what the hell are you wearing? How am I supposed to get this ring over your stupid thick-ass science gloves? How is it that these things even come in rainbow?'</div>
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Fabian: 'Lay off babe, gotta pay tribute to the pH scale, don't I?'</div>
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Hey, that's actually a pretty good idea for a Rainbowcy. All the kids could be named after substances corresponding with the number. Someone sciencey do that, because I sure as hell am not.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1l9YV8M5D0PgpLQEpw22mK_2nND6khaXXQcV66tbOAqjCNMGVVtfj4sfz-uiBRTDK9O9PwuvJQwQTEtIqMfiXv_IjfxcgpWXsHM8cDtr-mxm2Rb9HHLd46qXxCpSmv9LpCictUDeq55n_/s800/Screenshot-3088.jpg" width="640" />
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'Can someone close the fourth wall? Trying to like, get married to my girl here. Here, give me that pretty little hand.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP_E9gVCCnbZ9ZuTHP9EEdkc5VzgZ3pTs3DlKfcfmTAGzX0iCsTJMe9yChNwiyEfxXc5VPwSlTr0hWrtTOvrxf7gZDb1bDYiUtjIl067AlILREu8t1kWbQvV_U25xuI4Y8ryDZtA5ik0w3/s640/Screenshot-3089.jpg" width="640" />
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'Oh Fabian. I love you, you big, stupid dork.'</div>
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'Great way to leave us all hanging. I've been standing in this position all night. Having had to socialise with these creepy moon people for that long, I'm now Friendly.'</div>
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Go away Kristen. You're an adult. There is no University and you have no homework.</div>
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Ladies and gents, say hello to our Red Gen Heiress!</div>
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Jeesh, calm down. Your LTW is 'One Sim Band', so all you have to do is stay at home skilling, and pop out a couple of babies.</div>
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'Babies? Those hurt, don't they? Oh no.'</div>
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'I'm so sorry about that Moses. My family's just... a little crazy.'</div>
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'Oh, Moses!'</div>
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*gross make-out session*</div>
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'Oh Moses, I can't wait any longer!'</div>
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'Marry me, Moses.'</div>
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'Oh Dusk, of course I will.'</div>
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Something this classy, can only mean... a party!</div>
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God, I am awful at these transitions.</div>
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The party is at one of the neat little pond things around Lunar Lakes, which sadly you can't swim in yet. But you know, that might all change with Seasons. :3</div>
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'Mwah! Phoens, you came!'</div>
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'As much as this humiliating condition becomes forthcomingly obvious, yes I did. For you, sweet sister.'</div>
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'Oh my gosh Phoenix. It's getting dark out here, and we have so many valuables lying about! Do you think we'll get robbed? Oh my God, they won't be able to resist a blushing, young bride-to-be! I've seen these before Phoenix, it's horrible! The bride gets murdered on her wedding day and then her fiance finds her-'</div>
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'Settle down, Dusk. You need to stop watching those vaudevillein horrors. Nobody's out to put a young damsel in front of a train or anything.'</div>
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'Trains?! Who said anything about TRAINS?'</div>
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'Yes, and that's all very well and good, but you've been doing that stupid idle for about an hour now, and I WANT TO GET MARRIED, DAMMIT!'<br />
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'Uh yes, yes of course, my dear. Right away.'<br />
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'BOOHOOHOO, that's so beautiful! They're mutually exchanging their love! My eyeshield, it is overcome with emotion!'<br />
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And you're going to be raising your five kids for the rest of your life. Not to mention the ones your mother brings home every time she knocks up a young man.</div>
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And then there was the woohoo. Of course there was the woohoo. They were hungry, tired, and smelly. OF COURSE there was woohoo. Do I really need to say this?</div>
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Next time: Orange Gen!</div>
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And new beginnings!</div>
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Dusk: 'Uncontrollable... nerve twitches. Full-body... tingling.'</div>
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'I can't see my hands! This is completely terrifying!'</div>
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That's an invisibility cloak, Harry! Not really. I should really remove Poppy's teen-enabled maternity clothes. :/</div>
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'I'm Nurturing. Because I now know how it feels to have all your nightmares come at once.'</div>
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Aww sweetheart, smile! I need a good photo of you, because you're our new heiress! Yup, if you hadn't guessed already, I've had Dusk lined up for it practically since she was born. Maybe I'll hold heir polls for other generations, but Dusk is by far the best mix of her parents, (and the cutest), compared to her clone brothers. So she just seemed like the best choice.</div>
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'My underperformance has eluded me an inglorious title of societal expectation and superficial privilege! Oh, rapture.'</div>
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(He's secretly bitter.)<br />
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'Well Cletus, without the adherences of heirship, I uh, don't really have to have standards. Wanna hook up?'</div>
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'Yeah, why not. Feels good man.'<br />
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Red and blue, they are so cute. Even if Cletus does look a bit too much like his daddy.</div>
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'Wait Phoenix, just hold this a minute. I can't do this for you.'</div>
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'What? I was on a roll there, don't you see the creeper hand? Wait, I-'</div>
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'Oh no. You did not just do that. I did not just get that pop-up, Cletus.'</div>
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'I'm so sorry, Phoenix.'</div>
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'How could you do this to me? First Ashley and now you.'</div>
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'I'm sorry Phoenix, I guess I'm just like the rest of the townies. An insatiable manwhore.'</div>
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'And 'DANA'? I thought you were into guys? What's your game, man?'</div>
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'Yeah uh, it's a he. Dana was born during one of the name generator's 'gender-confused' fazes.'</div>
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'Why, how on earth do I hold all the fucks I give about that?'</div>
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Cletus' Father: 'Brb, dying.'</div>
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'Ugh, this is why no one wants to date you. You're a self-righteous hipster piece of shit, who thinks his shitty Skrillex hairstyle is cool.'</div>
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'Oh, you did NOT just go there. You did not just go for the hair.'</div>
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'Dammit, I'm SORRY. I'm saying so much shit with this mourning moodlet.'</div>
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'Whoa, what? Mourning moodlet?'</div>
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'He must have died off lot... *sniffle* ...the camera didn't jump to him.'</div>
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'Oh, uh. Whoa. This makes me want a committed relationship.'</div>
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'Look, I'm still mad at you. But let's put that aside just for now.'</div>
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'Flowers, to alleviate your grief?'</div>
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'EHMAGAWD, FLAHWERS.'</div>
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'So hot stuff, you married?'</div>
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'Oh my God, Cletus...'</div>
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I let them spend a night under the stars, being cute. Since anyway, Phoenix will be a YA soon, so he can do what he wants.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfIFCLxkcRNMCCw-VJFjmDBOrRFd8UhxW5WGSbB5_OLjoGBNgOVEvHwkUQwApgRCXkNrq-84wQmVaVhHwp8VZsfMvsW5mGpFbdW33QvmpICMoxF9b00_94ez1bfxD5W603tjhI71_6AfBG/s640/Screenshot-2839.jpg" width="640" />
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'Wow man, sudden euphoria! That stuff worked quick!'</div>
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Yeah uh, that's not it exactly...</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0t21ebQb-8zGdANIG6xoydCvl7IYKFXJQkBfEHwBTV8Or2-JyPppOAJpeoGccniK1Zasw9CXhpPizgb-2tXBYLIpmnkEpj8SWw4vH4w8AkuCUnBXlcQsLjf-pIRPVmXuLnCHTR66it0WP/s640/Screenshot-2840.jpg" width="640" />
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'Oh man, my butt hasn't hurt this bad, since I got it kicked by the burglar. Whas going on?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi69Pgr6N00pZahhbq7O8jTR7aDI464R1RyA8tR-LWBio2OOSsihry5cJbTuHv5fiw9KqDB-0hPAlzTB5h9Nyb5fQ8zwxog3zg286mWtvVhLWRfMKtRzzm2bQ3ids-zrbXFApu41TX0gtcW/s640/Screenshot-2841.jpg" width="640" />
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'Oh dude, where did these sweet overalls come from? Check it out.'</div>
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We'll just let him be.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg6Z2a7QZmJ-aEFM9mCCWa8z8A-Bmbc2MYOSlnzR0eiPH3xl-U4es_WAvBDIi-5sGN4wNRUQnc-5aswzkTQYvrTReGWqDLf13pnzPoJI2wVyM5X6nF1YoFQeBlGfkEce19c-fgDvv1NQJu/s640/Screenshot-2842.jpg" width="640" />
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I think he looks both dapper and cute. And sort of like he's about to start a cult.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJAt1SZSqr13elV_OWWAio0-2qqGWr9VP2bM1Ya3RXP2uFI9QVUt-vqilDzRo4H_tSTqfzB0n0he178-EOJ2Sir0bV8Vc5QvpERBZvWPB4pImo2HrIr5QW805sD_hpNzd_FPtYf1T4vT3E/s800/Screenshot-2843.jpg" width="640" />
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'Why is Charles Manson eating waffles at the breakfast table? This is completely terrifying.'</div>
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Cute Sims reacting. Addiction is a powerful thing.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0eElOvKqYwiiATH1OIDBULv2nDvsJsrOiLF7v9k8jzWK4pmDB444Tmq8oYxO4GC16kvPgTL2RueXVVUt4zzGfXGDB73f9XagtlAT50zwBJ8RnrD1mQt1TqWDDQlU3Nl-lpvcDFXjMpWm9/s640/Screenshot-2851.jpg" width="640" />
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'Yes. Behind my tinted eyeshield and colourful rainbow apparel, you will never know that I am staring at your chest, directly and without blinking.'</div>
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Unknown Guy: 'Why is this creepy teenage boy macking on my girlfriend? Where am I?'</div>
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S'gotta be a party, man.</div>
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'Colour me unimpressed with your frivolous display of social convention.'</div>
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Hush up, and be glad that you don't have to be one of the people eating cake for the next three weeks.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQoNo1OLUXNA-JZdo_KQhhyhdH7k4UGBArsxJj4PZoGPR4aF_BR-UgM7CmXwuCCMOcyuTyQt76XLMsPDS9EXDsoMYnZ7xnx8kfCWuzRdk1NDlV91rDR4zB5c1lpeIXJgk_m7AfOapiNkwC/s640/Screenshot-2854.jpg" width="640" />
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'You're right. I'm getting out of here! This is great!'</div>
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'Yay, brother.'</div>
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And in this picture you will see such a rare thing, as the two gloomiest Sims in the house, not looking pissed off or terrified. Golly gosh.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-WGk77UeiyJcrf7oW9TXCKRA0t8ZD2Nq0dFLSk_-v2HDgpe5pMy2sr_wzq6DAAGUQSXN6iATrvBgwpstNX7JuQFzijrSKTOrySlXzdE1MuEPeQwcCQKPL4Zd8PzHxitrFgQbxtxfRQHhf/s640/Screenshot-2857.jpg" width="640" />
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'Doing it right. Watch and learn, commoners.'</div>
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Um, wow. He's half-way dressed himself.</div>
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Dusk: 'Oh my God. That is so, so, scary. I am so scared.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVs3Lpb6FCHBREmuX9oSrPFJNbJY86aIAt1ByzzBYkLzhZC8ZvYv8c2hyuzoR_we4zDtdhKop5JuUF5YdeqaxHapJo3Qz5VBbz8HAybU_uOkghcQMhwfFXrMZSHAi1JUwA5oETqxvYgGeg/s640/Screenshot-2858.jpg" width="640" />
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There you go. Now be off with ye!</div>
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Dusk: 'You just stripped him down, and re-dressed him in front of us. That was terrifying on so many levels.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAYlOBlaYCzGnBgoKo_h8IKQedX1lRf_jOy_CtB_2i2UkRrb8CCfddohCz7rKvzdwN5PBhU0jXEHEiE84kK1nbJca_cvNUfH9ZjNxo2h6EmWOG9yFJlc3Gy3LDxmSw4z-J5uhVzB3kMSdB/s640/Screenshot-2859.jpg" width="640" />
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Yet the girl who's scared of birthdays, kisses her boyfriend in front of a crowd of her family and friends.</div>
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'THE QUICKER THIS HAPPENS, THE BETTER.'</div>
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Oh, true.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvCRac91STU4dJbyvLeOrdcpsOyTMExq2iYOM4OYoRrpRPoim4M0W5MqXSH8-Toztj9JJMIca7nrpwkGzCrfnHhmd-Up6wilhsExMfQldkpen4fFPrPxgadhj3Ig2cHZtQy-oO7F3vh_HT/s640/Screenshot-2861.jpg" width="640" />
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'So Moses, we're both legal and everything now, so will you be my boyfriend?'</div>
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'Of course, Dusk. You'd probably have a cardiac arrest if I said "No", anyway, haha.'</div>
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'Yes, yes I would. I'm so glad you understand, Moses.' :)</div>
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DAMMIT KRISTEN.</div>
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THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO WHIP YOUR HOMEWORK OUT OF YOUR ASS GODAMMIT.</div>
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Kristen: 'YOLO.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipOsZxSXleGkC2jyHhe7EQfoH-10-CCioWJKW3Z149gfhg0ziqosd7LHhvLHeRl4FwDIuNk9neHBSrGKFGlYCn87B-F7h9P6VnU-mrTNWI89tzesIurYpXW0HQgApXLSNHLvlOfVXFhWlC/s640/Screenshot-2870.jpg" width="640" />
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So uh.</div>
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This is the next shot I took.</div>
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Gryffindor: 'QUIET I'M BEING THE SPECIAL BOY.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_9dIwpLs2bvl-MChqyO1ipJcdhTxZMwPTHMYTAKLz281TVDSCHkI38ox-iPXT1ZAwIDAcJQoerCakz9M2A33sW0ZnJjN-VHp6Q2syTUjVjBu9Vt-zCNWtvcT8c0TJaD9saLZBK-XMIoOu/s800/Screenshot-2871.jpg" width="640" />
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'HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE GET THIS SHIT OUTTA MY EYES.'</div>
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Hello cutie. Not that you look anything different to your daddy.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwPpnLxru58DX9mb5TmsBuK5di_1vVDLYaNQR0AfdZk_pmGdoFhJ6OySCQcxIXbTJ6LKU59RuTZVep_Vhcr9OTvAKJmYkYWVbjtRtWqhVHDyc3pR7mR9Ged-ya7VHUCg7QiWZO2RV7aQ5V/s640/Screenshot-2872.jpg" width="640" />
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'Better.'</div>
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He will go places. Places with padded walls.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg98Ih2yLQsiRhUCzy85NyNGmi1kgB9_DrTSCPOslLfarJBhqnI2f3IBcIduYXr8nMOR8Sz6J1MbSWRjQisRfv9NAekhpFDt08CdHuAREYytSnszAYR4WtL2EM50I5vaDnRT5c2GR5mZRFy/s640/Screenshot-2873.jpg" width="640" />
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Oh, and the Cowplant died. Not that anyone knew there was a Cowplant up here, since it never put out cake or anything like a goddamn pansy. R.I.P useless Cowplant.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoWHK8ExkHw82bTKHxIenSHb-_lGQbcehHpl3jGHG_-eYoXjvnCPzwa0htevOkYFbgiU_pzw9KHG_zZ27j69TP6ecNWb7n3xIcQACpnKurPobqfpPIcqHbKrqb9B88O4vjKJVBqoLE77HS/s640/Screenshot-2875.jpg" width="640" />
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'There's a tingling spreading from my nether regions, so I guess it's my turn, right?'</div>
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'Please don't do that, Mum. It's scary, I don't like it.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7YBDrp0GmFKKO5ebzM4U3TyoeQ39SbfxnKc04Avof0ycg622iMpKT9-ssXkeWiLRbMg_eGkZyiYiKBSajetJfTsRadlYdT47g_aS70Yq_wxSyhuVbhEwefHP3dHCJsjEYbousCQ0BLnBk/s800/Screenshot-2876.jpg" width="640" />
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'WHERE THE CATS AT?'</div>
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She did it anyway, and it was sort of scary.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVqvLbdqGyioUxYerG0Mg7p3-U1wIA1h0Pb909YvHNPVm_vadCXW_IRc3E9GFKCy7A5R61B9WErfCmqtXDqSUwjrXAK2-_FhfKT0fSRY64K9IHOADeV3mekpcJGpDU_8m8za8H9ZofLsNS/s640/Screenshot-2877.jpg" width="640" />
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'Daddy! Can we have a talk?'</div>
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'Oh my word, dude. It's finally happened. Nature is communing back to me. Like, dude.'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjqlrJvbjgx-c7T1kEGqUn0G9968FDtdx5ufQ1tzJrzl4fs0LUF7LZwT3CyNDruP2TB1cLta8hjQWqdnTvwUyiOqBM7gnEsB8UeH7_BhCposC8LOXktzwN6OlVJElDnzGwNU3TqW7agdG3/s640/Screenshot-2878.jpg" width="640" />
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'Stay calm, Fabian. You've practiced for this, man.'</div>
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'Uh, Dad?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtFM8FZX67VqjqE48FkCnnbr7MHhFpNRicHap_gGPkN2m9uR636PnTRXbNth3mTcB7rn-NDm96AXdHhhHnPDTM3l_yJdncXvH51u1OaXsl2TIgn2TeQ08eJnKd20VaIyxGmRFH2Zoeiu2e/s800/Screenshot-2879.jpg" width="640" />
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'Dad, can I have a party? It's my birthday today, and I really want Moses to see me all grown up!'</div>
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'SSOOOOSSHH FWSSHHH.'</div>
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'Dad, oh... please tell me you're not doing this again.'</div>
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'HUSHSHAHSHHHH'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH03j4_s64xSDyKdv3MPHvSVFt0smgI6PegwLLfRy8hMkikB1zeuvjNdwTtsYQ6M3EczIZOS8J_1ntLdrVlGOzKm03ADFqY6FZqpj7IT2u07_7OkvmUN48Q8yDsUr17HOfl2Y1h9OMS5Zs/s640/Screenshot-2880.jpg" width="640" />
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'Anyway, if you're high enough to be speaking tree, you're high enough to agree to this. So birthday party, right?'</div>
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'SOOOOSHAAAAFWSHHH;</div>
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'Okay, that's a yes!'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEv8OtY6mwRnFhLMF4OwGOdYbY7mnxbilgWwR10WhwmBDOeQeQdfCJJyZ2bAPxOWSiCL88JUs4HkjQCkjsI103dTR3ONmC_DKjWzzyZSeXCFxOXLESAz7zvWU8mzlRpKU_Pem4m4OrRZrY/s640/Screenshot-2881.jpg" width="640" />
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'Thanks Daddy! I love you!'</div>
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'NSSSHHHHHUUHAAAHHH'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3IXbI0ihkpDoiYGuqgp2RAlmUEQUkKCrfRrFpDTLj9PoXL7di5J4dB-Y0mwFapagEfJJ225telRgnGd9QruMqXjm-fCu9N5rsh9Sq6Jqqq_RzR-8JcOo_wt1D_dkDh7r6pF00HxOCes1G/s640/Screenshot-2882.jpg" width="640" />
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And there was the party. And Dusk played guitar to entertain the guests.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzGKQ5rZux0v70JyrHZbI4pCR4Ecgken4S7KnHKn6q2Ffr05HEtPNoFYWshqiiriKEKtl38fv6vRUBEKLchmSwI5mh1QTEpRznn245n9C4-SO8yJOaJVL3C7sn8lR41by8j1wB8J21gJCM/s640/Screenshot-2885.jpg" width="640" />
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And here newly-adultified boyfriend, Moses, turned up.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGdxIv_LaBabpQrwZHHpoI6m18nQl0dDcZDjdHYP3KIQNQxyQDvVD9wdyF3_JIkGSY_d6NKS_pFPYVyUHJEhiUKyjSwKmnj1xKhOMgKaikC1fUvBa_VmPiqalIw_oHV86JTMcjxWcH9DUS/s640/Screenshot-2884.jpg" width="640" />
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And of course, there was the synchronised crotch kicking. Who could forget that.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSx2IaVO3ZCQbVleQ_pzpm7HblDy3UrEbkUXahOlfa1nn8Ff19qD3lCcHdOraMrR9g-kRhdb7UuJTB1MA5dbH5RR-YyQowP4TL0XbS-cI1x9zidQ3_EHX3bYNjOiFsTcZiaNoTXRrGT5X1/s640/Screenshot-2887.jpg" width="640" />
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And for someone who's afraid of birthdays, Dusk looked pretty happy.</div>
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'HAH, you're about to be gorgeous. That's hilarious!'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibT9yvgciZkUVu9vzIs5SsjtpuaBcXSoyyobZzYfvmJiz6wpMZ340p1xJHsmvHpm8e8aEHUEEA23BjXi5zHh4ZPMgA2HxGVnGm6GqJic62DdvBzG0Ydv03PhQ2YPc2PmteP-RpXrnQTncn/s640/Screenshot-2889.jpg" width="640" />
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Make a wish, heiress.</div>
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<i>'I wish for... a really shitty cliffhanger.'</i></div>
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Wish granted!</div>
</div>Yanderehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13810255746032548290noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6944644481953753811.post-7110673534806040092012-06-09T02:13:00.003-07:002012-06-09T02:26:03.800-07:001.3 - Smooth Criminal<br />
Last time at shitty shack de la Hex, Anais was freed from the spell of the
Batterwitch, and the household received some new additions in the form of the
deep fryer and ice-cream maker, who I’m sure Sims would have relationship bars
with if they could. (Heaven knows what would happen with a Simbot). There were
also some birthdays, just for the record.<br />
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4xeuYREqBd8XUAejnTQGeb5fowGi4ibb8AIVFZwdVe5hkC0knesjKctHDAOpmDno5bGiVFFDcupDhEhd1mnyZFaULCTWIhBWSINB61MJgzN7IDOkT6E7ngz4Me4BwveRnNPKX4ss0VkIy/s640/Screenshot-2643.jpg" width="640" /><br />
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Gryffindor: ‘I evolved.’</div>
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Yes. Into the Stig.</div>
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I don’t know how he manages this, though, unless that helmet has some kind of
semi-permeable membrane.<br />
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‘I’m the Stig, bitch. Don’t ask questions.’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_DDE2hwrq6nzKP8yGMnObIQdba5Sq4SA21NryPElWJ_psf94H9pzhKfTbSRuAZNrAIzP6wXve9lZq5Lh0MjdIziZYg9EFegZzQEn89ygD8e18TQxn9o3IJ55g5xBF9cI4PZaMLAKM68LA/s640/Screenshot-2647.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Elsewhere in the kitchen, even Phoenix has been lured in my the
fryer’s siren song, even though every time he uses it, a Ugandan baby is
probably forced to kill its entire family.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_DT8K23ezmbxp0HvkBtjbtodo2FphAUP4sLZe2x8FBlEA2_svHkmG8eTNPPDcFfgi4Mvb0Yxpkbhd0YMHXjbFMEkegNRHb9WtEv_bVaIbbCpGoq8WPimEmYhC7poNhTX9c1W6P9MRbPSm/s640/Screenshot-2648.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘Ah, my lovely. That I may serenade thee with a tune, so thou
dost enkindle thine fruits to my tongue?’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4GTScJgjL_tsVrTkxTCfOEDqo_TXxeEbOLh1K4Q0Zo8jE3KOUGH2EZB3uhAAsTLYozo0iHBesVr0Vo4VZpT-1bxm6sICmv6BlahTV9dGXFLIQyEecpDf_DjnVmhQ4CyPOOS9KfabSrvog/s640/Screenshot-2649.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘Precious… yes, come to me, precious. Precious, my
precious!’</div>
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I think he just misses roleplaying.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjERqJen-5ilGgqSv7B1aEtKI4ILc2dYlJL6M109A-Kra9HXVMIgBxBhRgyP8QikVSMT12-LB-bypMSYn9qqQWJ8RCDU_evP_nH5qX6WHrH-3uvKIB6hCTOCGiN9H8GhxejSL1c0ll0ySjs/s640/Screenshot-2650.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Ew, but seriously, what is that?! It’s supposed to be a fritter or
something, but it really looks more like a haggis to me.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9Gffx_0srj9RryvQZDoLz3_UBdyMJJVVD47xnQ5aVAX7KHF55CWnIg0M6Ki2bejxaDxlkZ934tHutXOkmaHXPrb-7LazVD-EhCrpomHSS_JZS8pwiBO4M18UmCIgxOxMKR_j9cDY6HSt3/s640/Screenshot-2651.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Having lost her study buddy to <strike>the slutty wilderness of
story progression</strike> teenager-hood, I found Dusk a new little boyfriend –
Hey, what’s the matter, Dusk?'</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSLdh9deHp8elxlw_EwFtSmRqavfCLK4MX6U13a0cTDXiyc8U8Jvfa-DhaJ10JFyWmPoX2qXNgPus-DacKGvXW1prw_Of6q2mFEElmMwiuAUYitA_P3lzLuKZ-9QjVGp_vkYc4huZ-ZgiO/s640/Screenshot-2652.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘It’s just not the same.’</div>
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But look at Tam, he’s cute, right? And he’s wearing that sweet
little fairy outfit of his own accord. You don’t want that loser Moses.</div>
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‘He’s Unlucky, for your information. And speak for yourself,
Loser girl.’</div>
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Fine, don’t listen to me. Don’t be surprised if he’s knocked up
though.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLq2EKXs34V55NHSUl0M7kUK7SNS-jcmhDTq9IFKhPAL2XKNb_CDmd_mtXd8-FPUrfMkn-MPXp6tp72mAIYbZ8pUYC0CUkrlyyvbrl5ECZwET11TMF13gt4AuwnrTgEb3LQ0HG7PzKfK-x/s640/Screenshot-2653.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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And then she proceeded to cycle up freaking Baldwin Street to get
to his house. Girl has some serious leg strength. At least she’s not
going down it in a wheelbarrow, completely off her face. >_></div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilGBEIZaEvFPUESkxqQgfWOMQH-16xd3fsi2x2BKdCdSFABfDPEWY8ipz0UaxiAvAGMLlJR4O52rwfY-RTppXerZH2IDVctFXNwF46VvvgXRODTVCRI50NMEtjFqwlRRd-e2v5vRgsqz58/s640/Screenshot-2654.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘Moses! Moses, I’m here!’</div>
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‘Oh, uh, hi Dusk!’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2x5-SW-u8w74KsvpTAfzKV-giLVUrqBPFvpJAxy_3PqMHbgPhkwIV9YBcXue2-GMeXYh6w9egteqNQbZqUjaYUoUWRbeyz1d6SRYoGz1Oy083a4ANzAM2xCXa2LPhTUa2mqFMxcv4DSRd/s640/Screenshot-2655.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'Moses! I came all the way to see you! The hill was really big
and scary, but it was okay when I shut my eyes and pretended I couldn’t go over
the edge.’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4gAztHr14lwNyOFI8hQhZD7Jb3A9rkxb54qdnN0w5pzM7nE1G2zHRDr81318QVFFZL6YM2MliQ8ONmOM8nB0gtzmxFQCB74021CGEOTNdBdtn6rhO4KteXMK8uzLSTpEciYPzMastBsDS/s640/Screenshot-2657.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘Aw, Dusk. That was really sweet. But um, you shouldn’t be
running around town at night. I’d um, I’d worry about you.’</div>
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‘But Moses. I was seeing all these pop-ups about you and the
yucky Bayless girl. I was so scared, Moses! I don’t like her!’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifpWQB5tYVpIWaaXW0Tcx_8gQHqDtk5GGTDwISf3wLzxovUn3eM7VVGqVyUwDL1lLiInOCF-2ckF-zhc2cRU_xU_q9u1bH76H_UnQ6S2w5wKtyHUgYqRY9mQG83xLXPL-apd4P0EW0fXfe/s640/Screenshot-2656.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘Oh, Jennifer. Well you see Dusk, it’s uh, a well known fact
that girls like Jennifer just want attention. She’s a, um…’</div>
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‘Inbred bitchskank?’</div>
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‘Oh um, sure – Wait, who did you hear that from?!’</div>
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‘Oh, Mummy uses all sorts of big words for the Bayless family.
But this means we’re still best friends, right?’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUOU3wqhLJrdgsDxIx72SDYynxhm3hDoC76tgNxYJd0a7yQnzmB-hAOtEp-JoBhzUCZj6OJUfp66pWAYENyufXIbyS1tDltg4Tmp3Yk6iv2KyklrwudoRrByV-bAxpBNpKBm8ycOBSN7Wr/s640/Screenshot-2658.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘Oh Dusk, is that all you were worried about?’</div>
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‘So we are?’</div>
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‘Of course we are!’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2O__d1g1mubkv_11sS1jPfSYZG__S6fzrKKgpAGkwDxa7fToKa6CtxP23-ZQmYLTmnpcULVIfLFE7RuaDwYFKn3jX8884k7J0VGlURR9va0JFAFzlQptP8tDwWQGP6YKMa5prBfVQ7YgG/s640/Screenshot-2659.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Dusk: <em>That’s right, Jennifer. You saw that pop-up, didn’t
you? Hands off my man, bitchskank.</em></div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIWz97rFN7wB5ZraJFMKznuqW87f_G2XRQKMd4Mx4Abdry31-Gs1ogndP6WCQixw5nZRfDus_WeaeBLm9Kiz7l96IyNK2ulSYENQRUyCClh0uUF35PB32yAq7HwBSG65F1SgpTDVTTMhEf/s640/Screenshot-2660.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘You…’</div>
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n00b walls-down shot: ‘I speak for myself.’</div>
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‘I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR.’</div>
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I don’t actually know what’s going on here...</div>
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On to something more relevant!</div>
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‘Twas the afternoon before prom, and I send the boys to capture
girls outside of school, via the ‘Do Homework With…’ action, since I don’t see
how I’m supposed to get them steady girlfriends before then, without letting
both their grades and motives slip. The girl sitting down beside Phoenix is Gina
Louie, who I have chosen as a <strike>marriageable</strike> desirable specimen
for Phoens.</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD_wod8B_hY9-IVSTYZtX9xP54zvMTsmeRXcQs_qH5GJz4PCKCUgrgqfyCLd1Bz2es5ahL35BXivEjOE5enSiV_uM8Nduh3qRArfcMK6pYh-k-wYa8ZLE_ejnxHmtPNPIInGhQJNZCihP-/s640/Screenshot-2665.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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‘I don’t understand, though. Is it not explicitly clear, that I
am not passed my infatuation with Ashley? Why can’t I ask her, fruitless though
it may be?</div>
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About Ashley.</div>
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‘Yeah, you know what? You were right, Gina is a much better
choice.’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgywODZfmn7WGZ6Lyjft8UiAknlyJszbKKGGTc04DaqpweBYq7CuACuxR0V64cEcxRt_9fusgMnACoosJvWlUsXU8quHdsmdaPqHHCHwmMOSs2AsOiOBgJylFB0pga4JqH-zQ3J37giYmEt/s640/Screenshot-2667.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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Gina, however, chose that moment to become uninteractible and head
off the lot, presumably to a gay rights support rally. Though why Lunar Lakes
would need a gay rights movement, I don’t know. Seeing as the gender preference
of the entire town is set to ‘bisexual’ via Master Controller, there wouldn’t
really be such a thing as sexual minorities, would there? Sim logic.</div>
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I had my eye on this Alto chick over here, for Gryffin. He ended
up having similar luck, though, since she took off as soon as I freed her from
the homework command. Does no one want a date around here? >:</div>
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‘Isn’t it obvious? We’re all just scared of being married into a
legacy house.’</div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhewmhuW1oQFWBTPKkW3q1Mc9cMrJkUfaO0PC2dCnA5wC06xX5y016-Y2pQpNR45BuoMVXOsKZKPZF4Buwi9GeByS1oYUfmipqW84OnDCsfN49svR4X_UVTS7_CqNVTuKctqhSxnTVuuoJC/s640/Screenshot-2669.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="left">
And then everyone came back to school because it was time for
prom. </div>
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<div align="center">
‘I don’t want to be here. I just want dinner.’</div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="left">
Yeah, me too.</div>
<div align="center">
‘Oh God oh God, don’t let them see me oh God.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
The Hex brothers are the least of your worries. Go near Jennifer
at any point during this evening and I will very much so take matters into my
own hands. </div>
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<br /></div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ2gWlrpNUpe5zE95TmWir6WMRsTf7kd7oSD_phJEOgiAtqHwZWtSOVSKWQqBR8up9_WzzYd95sBWBukqfN8SC5IO0TBXjGQ6IqCquNFR41kGorEecMmO5sGTVsgbRMDfmxoMbvoXnIMDK/s640/Screenshot-2671.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
*sniffle* ‘Nobody asked me to the dance. It’s not fair! Why do
boys never notice me?’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘Grin and bear it Phoenix, grin and bear it.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
And then there was prom, for which I took a bunch of screenies,
and then lost them all. The long and short of it was that both boys cared
fuckall for my <strike>arranged marriages</strike> romantic plans for them,
being that <em>Gryffindor</em> hooked up with Gina, while Phoenix got hot with a
guy named Cletus. Guess the thing with Ashley really put him off girls for good,
huh? Or he’s doing it for ironic purposes. Who knows.</div>
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<br /></div>
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<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-0bFSdAIop7eGxvaD21KQ6o-j_jEyAfE28OrTDbAC6JHFTA_m7yIx2qGs7LNYfi6SHOUZTn0NOAeFsMkzy_ZgiwlOHH0X3kMpkugFadqLYsSqO_103Ga710oqHlvEeXMEXSEuTApZIgYg/s640/Screenshot-2679.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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</div>
<div align="left">
Have a picture of Dusk being cute, instead.</div>
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<div align="left">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_kdZEj-iMwbHv7zntOMp01v4hZNHu0zwbQrVVP2s_Ej0pg328zGLJxmiEYCe_aRS2NrbOx4yfL2t_xtDiaw9uT-zWrTs1OjB4BnVpq3lVfZK90P2sF2nafw1Ww4PFAdYzL4b7O460CLvp/s640/Screenshot-2681.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<br /></div>
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</div>
<div align="center">
‘Hehe!’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘Did my incredibly highly-strung little sister just enjoy
something that is both extremely precarious and dangerous? Voluntarily? What is
life?’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
Yup. And, nice package, by the way.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="left">
Oh God. Did I seriously just say a Sim has a nice package? </div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
What is wrong with me.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9Ki0tV2W6bVUJl39BPSd5RjmJ1R4LcQ03rtk8frK9N9BVaE4uDw08UPgSlv30n0olDnG3FVPRt_0AhvK1G3nhXooT6GVPc3gEJlyK5v0sny6uZHlt25FF7BCOuCvEFWpcTdt0cmJ9_JUf/s640/Screenshot-2683.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="left">
</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘So like, dude, bring your little mans and let’s party like it
isn’t Sunday.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
And then I threw a party. Because Fabian and Anais had been on
vacation since Thursday, and then they got back on the Saturday on which I had
planned to throw a teen party, and I felt cheated.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="left">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVyuBDYVDnPfbtmN-9MdUHrRhedEi625dZuEsOmBLHEdptkfoni3QfG10gQCaTfcpQM5f28khPh89aOull3nrgO3me4pZRhiWtzcow43Iqsm8AYTl-GN13JD4DmqA7-i0qfLO7H9XmaZoi/s640/Screenshot-2689.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<br /></div>
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</div>
<div align="left">
I never actually ended up taking any photos though, because apart
from the usual accidental humping that happens around doorways, so little of
entertainment value happened, that it went from being just a piss-poor party to
an autonomous homework session.</div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
Anais:’Well, actually I’m working on a dirty novel here. Just
bouncing ideas off the kids.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
Kristen: ‘Oh God, this is the legacy house, isn’t it?’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirl_EJaZLXGVXHDPoZ0gjh0TVXl6MKHPlKYijI1XePeYyXLJRIyKa4VwEyntKMzTy9IgSInMotK7oeFM9L-JCX1lzZZfMa35RYwWcQsAYrKAUDH7YTg3Ts22uP0XroeapgjYjWw_o2Ymvr/s800/Screenshot-2694.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="left">
Hey… I hear that music? What’s going on? Gryffindor?! D:</div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘I smell death…’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzLFf6MSGMel09LCEnFXhCVOB7L1f7f2xFWkyQNqBLtIjWEcAAHNJVgV_HTYPNb2dwAe6kehvDVepEqq9V7sL-CxrlogZGcirApKPoh1f9SpA0XdOmPB0uIO-NX2U8P9tkO9O0AlJ4qD4k/s640/Screenshot-2695.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
Grim: ‘Oh wow, sorry about that. I’ve just been off the clock
lately, haven’t had a chance to shower. This town has just been dropping like
flies lately, I swear.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘No worries man. Who are you here for today? Dad try to fly again?’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘Oh no no, I’ll be there in due time for you Hexes, but you’re
all sitting pretty for now.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghwqeeAd1JYF9Ny04hcw-fKiT7FlNjONyD78EW-pDaSoLhd-BydSnFTFfus26WlSEd2dy8Izj9gbtE32H3YaYEOfqEiT38UFywhRSRaOLgdTY1GOQFhM83uUp2dMMAWuJfkXqpUvunQsxI/s640/Screenshot-2696.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘Mongrel! Your time cometh! Now, thou dost bow before death’s
hallowed messenger.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
Kristen: ‘Is that really necessary? I don’t think dogs
understand Olde Englishe.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘It’s just a formality. The underworld are real sticklers for
that shit.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaCvzm7quTJ60Zc5cXdEMper6JxLg0ZmcVzoq-5lZU61O7yDC_3lSvj09JF6XA0yL0cYKyoOGF9DgPyqaD_H4L0Q7ugpGTI9yLbkhOCuAhKNERzrZpPT4NdXGl-t7p4BA5sHGuiMw4Bc1B/s640/Screenshot-2698.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘But yeah, you know what? This is stupid. Come here widdle doggy
woggy nooboo schnookums.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
Stray Dog: ‘Help me, child.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuV_T4j9wuOlEpoxXwrmsHybZGEh3365NlDANyT94s4uZpe68EmaMvyu-MbAagw-abIPpUojy5sNMA7IkZLvRmexaGDTEIIG42DFuhgywXplZUJmucJKbY6aLx5Ve1ixDyx-g8oPJIA8qe/s640/Screenshot-2699.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘Yes, that’s right. You want to come with Grimmy to Doggy
Underworld, don’t you? Don’t you widdle cuddly wuddly doggy woggy.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSUQVhZjG6v2O0gh9g6-Sy64wqJ9_7XBpR6VL7SB759pXjeRt5Z-8WFsRobavf4f3zGwRsf9nhDDe9Hp3Df9-tJI2y_q5Ls6dZfKqnYE3P0AqSV2DcePb1CGglepgjQ3jjRnNBVZhw4FCv/s640/Screenshot-2701.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘I… I… please give me some space. I must, I must…’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkQj7_v-5efzfAAYZ3lO9Jj6bhDKQGuzky6Vzjhc-DZCHT0bMJrQ6xwS6TCYyuCNXWb9fEi23_Fp3d6TQgkqgS-F8rkECLoMsknbh93Q98WNUeaty7OhLdBcDm9qTnl5Jksv1WAcflxXUU/s640/Screenshot-2703.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
*SWOON*</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHMWujq3izzqd1OpOypani_bjE0Ndyar2jaYIQ-qSA-u_2UJV6MRODD5HJDKV1wP7aptwj8KRM5ZZAx8oi_d9PSyL6RyCTLIR-JhIjDxX0qxUVQH63oRgp5ME3H_AdADsW2zjOUdVlC77L/s640/Screenshot-2704.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘Et tu, Bruti…?’</div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7DnGU7MUHD6xIaagABzycIX1sAy0EwZAaLYuNINZZ8Xpe-T0NS0IiKG3Wz6fxPyNZwHTPIeD-HYGo0SAPBguItuc92yR-NXCxmmPk1_s-RSUguWFTKdkYO4TZozZM6eeE2fViyysFFsKs/s640/Screenshot-2706.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
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</div>
<div align="center">
‘…Ok, I’m good now.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhl8f6WojaVe-sDlC3cPXY-5PYB4zCx49mCvhKHmgG3mnF1iNsom-u9_M5GeT0WPNEfIw6JIyPJcjthYtamZYheNGRi5f7qr5ejyizUQQCSbHUViIUe2kv6zmXDBPNkly1d6YvbcxDyBLC5/s640/Screenshot-2700.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
Grim: 'FLY DOGGY, FLYYY.'</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyk1tORmdOU_ZkpkXur0tCAVzTc-m6kiSMqBQUMJ2NP2mQeRtth9_eqx0-5DTEh-k88DnF__9EI-C8cZ2n-66sAq-u9sK9c_dkMKbpv2yOr6fBW8hW9T9ZelstJOrbJE_JFSAzKm70WvlO/s640/Screenshot-2705.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘Oh wait…’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
She queued up the ‘Pass Out’ action twice as soon as Grim came on
the scene. Coward Sims.</div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZlZBlr4EJBMk-dyuFTYPQWX7NJxdCMyLfBmfowl86pYbJVMjBY-wKC2yebb6s87UFCIs7af_M79yfg7Mmzafh27veT-H-5HW3LAHrHgyZfijxbhgbM210_2RzLaI_SGslhWrWQdraG9By/s800/Screenshot-2708.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="left">
What’s everyone up for in the middle of the night? What’s going
on?</div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘Burglar. Fabian smell burglar. Fabian PROTECT. Fabian protect
FAMILY.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
It isn’t like you to express such a need for violence, but sure,
have at him.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="left">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlYyiIgLZJtwJ0vl2gSIlIxUZWvQzx85f8ghbJO2s2Lh9egpOsMRrqwpmCDxNkop6v6V-s_zlNU54ZVBo2R7pjjOg1Jelt0gLApfHb67m-pszeYnrRD3vCTvHazViFTtiXzpihux13NKdY/s640/Screenshot-2709.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘Fabian smell burglar. Yes, burglar smell very strong here.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
Just as well our good felon here wasn’t the brightest bulb in the
box either; he stood there, very considerately waiting for the entire household
to wake up to his presence.</div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
‘DURR I’M A BURRGLUR.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbgdmfCnUTZwAXVogNJV0lQuFxDm0sV4wkXboUFXC65i0j9Le3nI1gWWYO9CZsrHJ_0dEW2lWmAz3JpYkWaewfYpi6oTpoKxJLo3oO0btdHHBB5zylKd-bXxfSiZidzn6R3DllnYMHj1LK/s640/Screenshot-2710.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘BURGLAR. FABIAN FOUND BURGLAR.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_oyk_RLg3zNOMqgf4i6b3s50nuDbQ-HLsscfjJshDlnf7ftsMR_SQ8w019w8UjIMJL7SrVn47fJ1k4MFAc1Z6w1F-EhXb_x-3PHhHOE5FzQwp519n09i6UGgxJR27rORdV88MA3tmi0R2/s800/Screenshot-2711.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘BURGLAR FOUND FABIAN FIRST!’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK2Tx6CfYwSRalN4sGtplWxbWT_n7i01qxoUac686O-M1bppCNj9pH9cEgLE5KkdkO_M10QSSy9Ljbz2hnIJgHS3lMEIC4_y9x9ynaUpw6v6c1NsAOJlGhO3enAq8Ol3VgZEG8At85Emdb/s640/Screenshot-2712.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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So it turns out.<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkysbt3YIAB_hGeA926BAQfiN4p6kqJ4eAKLKNVLbDvTLe8hxwkxJN0V3rMiWdDpRtupiLOf95XcblPi-s6vPZGwgs9ASDQi4LERruY5_R1myNTKxZWGG3mGNbSZJnpe4MAKgzuMPepQZG/s640/Screenshot-2713.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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</div>
<br />
<br />
As it turns out, Fabian is bested both intellectually and physically by Mr.
Hamburgler here. I never promised my founder would have a lot going for him.
:/<br />
<br />
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiqSRkUfVh83FeCWwVkXtRFVcG7YddqUHsu7MmA0rhiRBe3OBlfiXQTMTiGpNaC8YRa00wXY3eQNGfZIl22_BsHB1atnx0TJeCARoNThw2YZkx0Jov0toBni_kTeD030w6_AHjbgXhAbzw/s800/Screenshot-2714.jpg" width="640" /><br />
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<div align="center">
‘OW BUTTHURT.’</div>
<div align="center">
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<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbL14pfGQpsP-BzzSbWTdM1ORgJ2ryFJSTXhMo-EjC4xVVfCQKPQh7aJkjIztlUA849VoLjebAUIK-LWalgjGxG-95V50Q7DGkQlNT-zcrd_jsieAoJZwZ4KwlKPwNrCWPgOjQTO0K0vqC/s640/Screenshot-2715.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘But the butthurt ruse was a DISTACTION! FABIAN SMASH!'</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigs1YWl6hMM-o9AshK4m3a4qba1A7ESy1P7hJHAG1uDJSReJpfWnmF4_-9ixKG8PXFDKhvYQLNoCqqFzEyN_SsIiYQGzTS71yNCdAs3mh4szG3V3APR7i77VCzkJ-eQAd14-mA2LsUbATm/s640/Screenshot-2716.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="center">
‘i HAVE the burglar.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="left">
Yes. I missed the key shot, for I am stupid.</div>
<div align="left">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
Policewoman: ‘lol hi. i caem 2 get ur burlgla.’</div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVjxlYOAqOFXMjHX82X7ZxGQ8aw7BJv0EhduY9D1ntT68hJev9ObqZC1DuKzLPb65Vfl7wBEZnX0Jx6S-TmcJ1TYoUNOpYW8CBEx3_Qxygug6cETcZF58TyV6wDpoT7eJru48rv5o4xV-_/s640/Screenshot-2718.jpg" width="640" /></div>
<div align="center">
<br /></div>
<div align="center">
</div>
<div align="left">
And then our burglar proceeded to have his arse kicked not once,
but twice in a row, by a hippie on heat and a policewoman speaking lolcat.</div>
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<br /></div>
<div align="left">
<img height="361" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQLRFiKU4bvpEMY08NzBMHp35UkooHSURFALBY7tnY1w1Ysr-7xICXGij6OhJf4r52i7V7A61nCqUX6WKDv6m8jRUfzMu7tiSQ-ZOC8CcsPuwlmn1aNMm5nSuqb45owW2yvhoRFFYATTfM/s640/Screenshot-2720.jpg" width="640" /></div>
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'WAAH I'M A TODDLER AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY TORTURED SOUL.'</div>
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Shut up already. You're a toddler. Toddlers don't have tortured souls.</div>
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'Scroll back up, why don't you?'</div>
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Oh. Oh right.</div>
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'Hey Phoens, come look. Your baby brother's growing up!'</div>
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'Hush. You're not of immediate priority, mother.'</div>
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It's just as well he didn't look, because Gryffindor grew up into some sort of hair demon from Japanese folk lore.</div>
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'Eh... can we hurry this up? I've reeally got to fart.'</div>
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'And you're gonna like, come to me, Little Sprout!'</div>
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'NO FATHER.'</div>
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'He didn't want cuddles man, and he really didn't want snuggles.'</div>
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'So babe, I'm gonna like, try making carbonara. I promise not to like, burn down the house this time. You want some?'</div>
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'...Pancake batter and cereal.'</div>
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So attached, that - okay, seriously, what the fuck are you doing?</div>
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'Just adding a bit of, y'know... flavour.'</div>
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'Mm-hm. Looks good.'</div>
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I know pregnant women are supposed to have weird cravings, but THIS is ridiculous.</div>
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' I... I don't know what to think of what I have just seen.'</div>
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It's okay. You're not alone. *pets slowly*</div>
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'Okay Phoens, let's get you to do what daddy couldn't get you to!'</div>
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'OH GOD OH GOD DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME OH GOD.'</div>
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'NO NO WHAT THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.'</div>
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'Relax, I'm just teaching the child a healthy lesson in respect. Respect for the BOWL.'</div>
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'See? Look at how much fun he's having. You love playing with Mr. Bowl, right? Right Phoens?'</div>
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'Maan, this stuff is INTENSE.'</div>
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'I had a baby while you were watching my husband sparkle.'</div>
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Anyway, the new baby's name is Dusk; she's a virtuous Couch Potato and this is her room.<br />
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'And make sure to take note of me, being so very cute in the toybox. Aren't I just adorable and worthy of attention?'</div>
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'At last! The motor skills with which to truly express my anguished soul!'</div>
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'You let my mother cut my hair, didn't you?'</div>
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'Yes, that's right. Cameras over here.'</div>
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'Citizens of the Rainbow Kingdom! Come forth into the bosom of your Red King! *derps out*</div>
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'For with my leadership, we will overcome the tyranny, that disregards our preferred colours, and instead enforces a single-colour dictatorship upon our homes, in a mindless display of bad taste.'</div>
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'Guards! *claps hands* Take her away!'</div>
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'Aww. His hopes and dreams are being crushed by the Narrator! My little boy is growing up.'</div>
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'Why do you like gardening?'</div>
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'It seems a rather mundane occupation. A superficial trophy of the suburban family unit.'</div>
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'I mean, of what use is a garden? Merely to stimulate small talk at a dinner party, really.'</div>
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'You could say, by growing vegetables, you are in defiance of the corporations. The corporations will eat your puppies if you're not careful.'</div>
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A new chapter, hot of the the block from the last one - how 'bout it? We're on fire, quite literally.</div>
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'Ah. Beautiful mornings like these just make me want to...'</div>
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Stay inside and skill all day? Work on your LTW? Make Generation 2?</div>
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'Nothing like it.'</div>
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Slob Sims. There's nothing like them.</div>
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Fabian: Loner, Loves the Outdoors, Green Thumb, Unlucky, Mooch</div>
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LTW: Creature-Robot Crossbreeder</div>
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Anais: Slob, Innapropriate, Friendly, Artistic, Bookworm</div>
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LTW: Illustrious Author</div>
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'The sunrise, dude. Can't miss that sunrise.'</div>
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Ok. Now go to work.</div>
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'Sure thing, man. Just took some different stuff and now I'm totally psyched to meet all these sciencey dudes, man. Gonna freak some science dudes out with peace and love.'</div>
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WTF are you doing? Take that thing off!</div>
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'Naw, dude. I gotta go. Carpool's here.'</div>
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'So babe, like, these nebulas. You've got to see 'em. You won't believe the shit these science guys at my work do, man. Totally got me psyched out about them.You've got to see these nebulas.'</div>
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'Eh... stargazing seems kind of lame. But if it makes you happy, I guess.'
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'So babe, um, these nebulas. How 'bout 'em?'</div>
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She's getting bored. Come on Fabs, make your move!'</div>
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'But like, dude. Her ringing butt is just making this so awkward, man.'</div>
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'Ahh, sorry about that babe. Some dumb bitch at the bistro couldn't cook an autumn salad.'</div>
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'It's cool, babe. That shit has ruined more important shots than this.'</div>
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'Speaking of dumb bitches, guess who's been out and about with the town bike chick?'</div>
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'Who?'</div>
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'Stefan!'</div>
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'Dude! She has some nasty stuff. Nasty!'</div>
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'I'm so glad we're not townies. They really are a slutty bunch.'</div>
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That could have been you, Anais. Actually, it was there for a while.</div>
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'Only for a few hours!'</div>
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'Well, should we head in for the night? You've got work tomorrow.'</div>
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'Are you like, sure babe? Don't have like, anything else in mind?'</div>
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'Cause babe, don't get me wrong. I'm totally like, tuckered out and everything...'</div>
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'Like, I don't have a choice. I could be at like, death's door here, and she'd still click the WooHoo interaction.'</div>
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'Well, can't say I object. Let's get down to it.'</div>
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'Hey, babe. Good day at work?'</div>
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''S'okay. Loads of science guys there, dude. Kinda' overwhelm- hey uh, what's that?'</div>
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'Wow, babe uh. Grown yourself an egg there?'</div>
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'GOLLY GEE FABIAN, YOU SURE ARE CHARMING. I AM JUST SWEPT RIGHT OFF MY FEET HERE.'</div>
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'But uh, let me try and explain to you this in terms you'll understand.'</div>
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'So uh, you remember how we had WooHoo a couple of nights ago?'</div>
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'The same thing with seed? It happened with you and me.'</div>
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'No way dude! You have like, a seed growing inside of you?'</div>
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'So like, our own little sprout?'</div>
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'Dude, I can totally feel him.'</div>
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'It's our little Sprout, Anai!'</div>
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'Yeah, no. That's not an acceptable Red Gen name.'</div>
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'Good job on being fertile, babe.'</div>
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'Owwwshit. Better make sure we don't eat off this thing again. Fabian? FABIAN?'</div>
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'Babe, I'll be out in the garden, with like, the trees. Be back soon.'</div>
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'GET BACK HERE YOU SPACEHEAD, THERE IS FREAKING GLITTER COMING OUT OF ME. THEY TOLD ME BIRTH WOULD BE HORRIBLE BUT NO TOLD ME ABOUT THE GLITTER OHGODOHGOD.'</div>
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This is Phoenix. He is Phoenix because phoenixes are red. Or orange. Or yellow, for that matter. Also because I figured that's the kind of hippie name Fabian would want to give one of his kids. Phoens takes the best emo bits of both his parents to become an Artistic Loner.</div>
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Kitchen/living room/general everything room. Overkill, you say? Bitch, this is a rainbowcy, we are ALL about overkill. Especially when it comes to rainbows.</div>
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'Oh hey, you're the little sprout! Man, you're hungry. Have some of this green shit, makes everything better, dude.'</div>
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'Gotta have a name, little sprout. I'm sure Anai told me it. Oh that's right...'</div>
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'FLY PHOENIX, FLYYYY.'</div>
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'So baby, I know you must be kinda sore from like, giving birth and stuff, but ... what would you say to a little nest buddy for Phoenix?'</div>
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'I don't know. WooHoo? Sure. But don't you think Phoenix is kind of a handful own his own?'</div>
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Tough titty, legacy wife. May as well enjoy one kid while it lasts.</div>
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'Babe, that's the thing. I can't. It's the next thing in my interaction queue. And we're like both in great moods, man.'</div>
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'Well, you know what? Screw her. She wants a baby factory, she'll get a baby factory.'</div>
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'Tough titty, legacy lady.'</div>
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'Oh, so like, Anai just rolled a wish for pancakes. So I was like "Hey, pancakes!". So yeah, pancakes."</div>
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'WOOP WOOP.'</div>
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'Heyy, uh. Something like, smells pretty funky in here...'</div>
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Fuck you bitch. Fuck you and get out of my house and go die in hell.</div>Yanderehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13810255746032548290noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6944644481953753811.post-58510549150836601082012-05-06T05:31:00.002-07:002012-05-07T21:49:32.785-07:00Introduction - Sowing the Seeds<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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'Like whoa, dude. No one ever told me there was going to be so much sand. Like dude, this sand. Just whoa dude, sand.'</div>
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'And I mean like, the sky. Have you ever just like, looked at the sky and like, been like. Sky dude, sky. So much freakin' sky. All so freakin' blue.'</div>
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YOU ARE A LEGACY FOUNDER, GODDAMN WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS CRAP.</div>
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'The sky man, the sky.'</div>
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While our boy gets all that acidy hippie crap out of his veins, why not a little backstory crap of our own? Because everyone loves a flashback, right?</div>
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Fabian Hex started out life as Fabian Simbrain, a 3rd-generation kid in an unpublished legacy of mine. He was one of twelve siblings, nine of which lived in the same household. He was the son of two of the cutest Sims I've ever played, and my second choice for heir.</div>
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His parents were my very own Simself's daughter. (Yes, by Hank Goddard. So sue me.)</div>
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His sister, Isabella got heirship for my unofficial legacy, but I always thought the next time I did a legacy, I'd use Fabian. So naturally, when I got that *urge* to make a new legacy, (don't tell me you don't get that urge), I jumped at the chance, even if it does make him my 3rd male legacy founder in a row.</div>
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So this time, it's a Rainbowcy, heh? None of that genetic crap you usually do?</div>
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No. I'm tired of marrying ugly Sims. Though honestly, it's probably a lot worse for my Sims. </div>
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On that note, no, I am not giving up on my other legacy! I still enjoy playing it just fine. It just seems like there always seems to be stuff stopping me from making progress on it in the last few weeks. There was supposed to be an update today, but my Dad closed the lid on my laptop while the game screen was up, and since my laptop automatically assumes nighty night position on everything when you close it, I lost all my progress. You're probably familiar with that as well.</div>
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1: Red</div>
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These are all based off some of the available hex codes for favourite colours, but I'll probably only use the hex codes to highlight hair. An entire house would probably make me cry.</div>
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'Dude, I can't believe you're making me do this. The corporations man, the corporations.'</div>
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Fabian is getting a job in the Science career, because he is an outdoors-loving Green Thumb, which will make it easier to gain the skills necessary for Creature-Robot Crossbreeder, (which isn't very in line with hippie ethics, but screw that). It's also the reason for his flower child demeanour. I just like themed Sims, is all.</div>
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'Whoaa babe - I mean, I appreciate you taking me right where I want to go, but just chill man, chill.'</div>
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'Um, I don't know. I'm not like, totally cool with this.'</div>
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'Hi, I'm like just here to let you know that like, you're going to have to pay for the amputation of both my legs, because dude, your friend's psychotic ex just like, bludgeoned me with her car.'</div>
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'The dude, who's like, gonna sew the seeds of love in your heart, babe.'<br />
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'Oh, you wanna do gardening euphemisms. 'Cause I can totally dig that.'<br />
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'But you know, at the end of the day, it's all about one thing.'<br />
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'How much you got, big boy? My ex, man. He just had squashes up to here.'<br />
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'Oh man, dude. I'm not like, advocating competition or anything, 'cause that's just like, not chill, but-'<br />
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'My roots got him beet out any day.'<br />
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'You're kinda cute Fabian. Just the goofy way you talk.'<br />
'That's cool, babe. 'Cause I like, think you're pretty cute too. We should totally like, hang sometime.'<br />
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That's all very well and good but KISS THAT GIRL, DAMMIT.</div>
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'What. The. Fuck?'<br />
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'Dude, aaawkward.'<br />
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'Can I not turn my back on you for a minute, without you jumping on some other guy's dick?'<br />
'Wow, chill Stefan. We're not even going out.'<br />
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'I guess you were really just a goddamn skank all along, huh? Couldn't even just be my skank.'<br />
'I didn't know you felt so strongly. Jeez, man.'<br />
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'Nuh! I don't wanna hear from you, so shut your dirty mouth!'<br />
'Wow, overreacting or what?'<br />
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It's true. When I had Gwayne split up from her husband of probably several decades, all he did was stand around and cry like a pansy. Stefan had his friend-with-benefits hit on, and totally retaliated like a boss.</div>
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'Don't worry babe, I don't think you're a skank. You're just like, a free spirit, man.'<br />
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'Don't you think you can EVER do that in this house anymore!'<br />
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'Cause this isn't your house anymore, biotch!'<br />
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'Bitches gotta be told. You too, hippie freak. Get outta' my house.'<br />
'Dude, that was totally not gay. Not gay at all.'<br />
'Hmph!"<br />
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'You okay, babe? Man didn't hit you too hard? 'Cause like, violence isn't okay, man. Not even cartoon violence, man.'
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'Yeah, I'm good. There's just have another problem now. Stefan's pretty much kicked me out, I don't have anywhere to go.'<br />
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'Dude, that's great. 'Cause like, we could totally live together. I've got a double bed. What do you say to like, roomies, man?'<br />
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'Yeah, hey. Why not.'<br />
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'Dude, can I just like, do something before we go, though?'<br />
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'What?'<br />
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'Peace...'<br />
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'OUT!'<br />
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'OHMAGAWD THE ALIENS, MAMA, THEY'RE COMIN' FOR ME WITH THEIR PROBES MAMA.'<br />
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'Oh.. it ain't the probes.'<br />
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'Oh God, I can't believe I just believed I just yelled about my fear of being probed by aliens to Anais' stupid hippie boyfriend.'<br />
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'Non-violent tactics, dude.'<br />
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Keep picking, buster. That skill bar ain't gonna fill itself, and I'm not paying for produce, when there's perfectly good stuff growing right here in the park/dome thing.</div>
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The locals apparently thought he was the prophet or something, because they all gathered around to watch him steal public produce. Either that or they were uselessly expressing their disgust at the depravity of such a crime. Maybe it's just some kind of creepy ritual for newcomers.</div>
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NEXT TIME: 12 GAZILLION BABBIES.</div>
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